Pajiba’s 10-minute compilation of the 100 most cheesiest movie quotes is pretty epic.  It’s a good thing they included “Bling Bang” from Blood Diamond (3:55) or else we might have to kick the Pajiba guys’ ass again.  Good lord, did Clooney Batman just pull out a bat credit card (4:00)?  They could’ve done 100 quotes just from Batman Forever.  It is literally impossible to overstate how sh*tty that movie was. |Pajiba|

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  • Casper the commuting cat got hit by a bus in England.  This makes me so sad.  Bastards.  I say we bomb the whole country. |WarmingGlow|
  • Former USC coach and future Seahawks coach Pete Carroll does a Funny or Die video.  I know, finally, right? |KissingSuzyKolber|
  • An interview with the man behind the greatest Alaskan hockey intro video of all time. |WithLeather|
  • And now, the moment you’ve all been waiting for, the Jersey Shore audition videos. |InsideTV|
  • Anna Kournikova’s mom arrested for child neglect. |BleacherReport|
  • Artie Lange predicted Conan’s future a couple years ago.  |NextRound|
  • Get penis’d with this new, delightfully odd Tumblr called “Penis’d”. It’s kind of like the Superpoop comics, but with penis.  Man, I’d love to try to explain this to my grandpa. |Penis’d|
  • If Marco Polo had been a deadly game of submarines. |CollegeHumor|
  • People in costume getting arrested.  Nothing better. |HolyTaco|
  • 15 celebrities as Na’avi. Jesus, I’m gonna have nightmares about Whoopi.  More than usual, even. |ScreenJunkies|

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