(“Open up, little man, I know you’re hiding a pot of gold in your belly.”)
Terry Gilliam recently did an interview with the Onion A/V Club, and you should read the whole thing, because he’s awesome, and what else are you going to read, Michael Phelps’ autobiography? Anyway, he mentions that he’s still trying to get money for his Don Quixote movie, which now has Robert Duvall attached. But it was also interesting to hear what he had to say about Avatar.
“Technically, it’s extraordinary work. And that’s where it sort of ends. We’ve seen the story before. We’ve seen so much of what’s been done there before, but I think he’s obviously moved the technology way ahead, to a point that who’s going to get the benefit from it is the real question. I think his system that he’s developed is obviously extraordinary, but you need these vast sums of money to create something like that. The thing that always amazes me about Cameron is how he uses the camera. I’ve always been amazed by that, ever since I first saw his films. And he continues to do it. It’s a dynamic that’s quite extraordinary, but as far as the ideas and everything else, nothing surprised me.”
“What he’s done is so difficult. And that deserves praise for something. I don’t know if it’s necessary, is my problem. I occasionally would pull the glasses off and say, “Did the depth mean that much to me?” And it didn’t. But it’s very lush work.” [source]
That’s right, he agrees with me, eat it. He also had some thoughts on the new Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes:
“It was a very lush movie. And it’s pretty good—it was much better than I expected, to be honest, and I love watching [Robert Downey Jr.], always. I thought it was well-mounted, put it that way. It’s not any less stupid than most things that are being made.” [Laughs.]
So if you take anything from this, it’s that Terry Gilliam enjoys the word “lush”. And if it’s lush he’s after, he should check out that Nick Nolte documentary, and hear all about the time old Nolte woke up inside a cement mixer.



Well-mounted indeed. The wide “lens” he chose really allowed for some deeply penetrating shots.
Holy shit, looking at Gilliams shirt, verne troyer should star in a live action Mr. Bill movie.
*James Cameron leans over towards Terry Gilliam, bruskly sniffs the air, scowls*
I could kick your ass if I wanted to.
Vern Troyer looks a lot like my penis.
Seriously, look at it.
Verne Troyer is so drunk, he thinks that’s a real gun.
James Cameron saw this banner pic and said “I’ll take them.”
Verne is smiling because that finger is bigger than his biggest butt plug.
Verne looks like an escapee from
The Islandthe ass of Dr. MoreauVerne Troyer isn’t cool with pulling people’s fingers because he’s right at that height where all the stink lingers.
True story: You can actually kill Verne Troyer by pointing a finger at him and yelling BANG!
I wonder if Verne misses Ernest.
I boop your noes, yes I do, I BOOP YOUR NOES !
They’re actually comparing dick sizes.
Verne Troyer is Channing Tatum’s dick.
Pew pew!!!!
Gilliam’s next film?
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Verne Troyer.
Goats won’t cross a bridge if they see Verne Troyer near it.
Is it just me or does Gilliam look like Tommy Lee Jones after a weekend bender?
Verne Troyer calls his dick “Rumpledforeskin”.
Verne Troyer carries sunglasses at all times so he can have a disguise ready on short (ha-ha) notice. He hates being recognized.
The bad thing using a finger gun as a murder weapon is that your fingerprints are all over it.
You know what else has fingerprints all over it?
Your moms butt!
Wooooo!!!!!
*Runs around office high-fiving self, trips on rug*
James Cameron gets $300 jillion to shoot Avatar, while Terry Gilliam has to raise money by robbing bald-headed midgets? Sounds about right.
Banner pic: “I’m gonna fingerbang-bang you into my life…”
“Verne Troyer is Channing Tatum’s dick.”
Channing Tatum’s dick is Verne Troyer’s avatar.