
Tucker and Dale stars two funny, relative unknowns — Alan Tudyk and Tyler Labine — in a pretty clever premise: what if they made one of those college-kids-vacation-in-a-backwoods-cabin horror movies, only this time, the hillbillies are the good guys? Unfortunately, either not enough time or not enough thought came between funny premise and finished script, and the result is a movie that’s just sort of mildly amusing.
T & D V. E (remember that acronym, people will think you’re cool) is kind of like watching Chelsea Lately: everyone around me is laughing, and I can sorta see why. It’s kinda funny. I like the idea of the joke. It’s not unfunny. But for me the writing just isn’t sharp enough to warrant more than a chuckle. Here, I’ll give you an example of a line that drew a huge laugh at my screening:
DALE: [to the college girl he falls in love with but doesn't think he's good enough for] I just knew if a guy like me tried to talk to a girl like you someone would end up dead!
*guy next to me brays like a retarded donkey*
It’s sort of a microcosm of the movie. If you think that was a hilarious line, you’ll probably love the film. I find it irreverent without being particularly humorous, like an old man wearing a colorful hat.
Grade: C
Additional Notes:
- Director Eli Craig mentioned wanting to do reshoots but not having time to do them before Sundance. I can see T & D V. E having the potential to be a really funny movie with a few tweaks here and there, but I can only review the movie I saw.
- I asked him why with all the gore in the movie there was no nudity (since they clearly weren’t aiming for a PG-13). His answer was that there was a nude scene in the script, but when the actress who was supposed to do it showed up, she sort of balked. At which point the producers told Craig he’d have to try to convince her to do it. Instead, he sent the crew to scour strip clubs all over Calgary for a girl who’d do the nude scene. When the stripper who agreed showed up, she turned out to be a lot older than he’d expected and he had to shoot her from really far away where you could barely tell she was even naked. Funny story, sounds a lot like my prom.
- At one point Craig started comparing the theme of his film to classism in society, and saying how his film was dedicated to the hillbillies and the working class or something like that. Dude, you don’t have to start smelling your own farts just because we’re at Sundance.




Hollywood exec: See? we told you there’s no point in looking at things from other angles or doing original scripts.
*does another line off a hooker’s ass*
*guy next to me brays like a retarded donkey*
You didn’t tell us Brett Ratner was sitting right next to you!
Lince, you have the most polite way ever of saying a movie bites.
Executive summary: We’ve spoiled you. You’re welcome.
It didn’t totally bite. If it sucked ass and I hated it, this would’ve been more like my Buried review. THAT movie was a flaming fucking piece of scum pus.
Aaw, that’s disappointing. I really like Tudyk and Labine.
I’ll still throw it on my Netflix queue, at least.
And I wouldn’t totally give up on it yet, it has the potential to be okay if they do some good reshoots.
Are you sure he was braying? Maybe he was just making a HEE-HAW reference?
Fingers crossed! Tudyk really deserves something better than doing phone commercials and dying in Serenity.
This just in: Flaming Fucking Piece of Scum Pus would make an OK band name. But your frat brothers thing they’re THE GREATEST THING EVER, WOOOOOOOO!!!!
I like Tudyk, but I actually thought Labine was a lot funnier in this one.
Labine was the best part of Reaper and Invasion. Both of which were cancelled. He also apparently has awful luck.
I’ve seen Tudykin a few things, mostly my oven. It’s three dishes in one, people.
I thought Tucker and Dale was about one of those cute little chipmunks contemplating becoming transgender.
You know what? I’m not sure Tudyk is pronounced in a manner similar to Turducken. But, I never learned to read phonetically, so that’s what is sounds like in my head. Can I start over?
Oh, and Labine’s cameo as the drunken Steelers fan in Zack and Miri was the funniest thing in that entire movie.
I know that’s not saying a lot, but still.
What if they pooped IN the donkey?
“His answer was that there was a nude scene in the script, but when the actress who was supposed to do it showed up, she sort of balked.”
So was she sort of fired? “I know you hired me to shovel snow and then flew me up here to shovel snow, but now that you’re handing me a shovel, I’m sort of going to balk . . .”
Joe Francis can get a girl naked for a t-shirt and a Jager shot. This director must get laid almost never.
It’s Wash in the woods. I want to see that.
Haha, his name sounds like “two dick”
Hey! I think I was at that screening. 5:30 on wednesday? I agree, I thought the movie was staggeringly OK. I saw the romantics that day also, which was really good. Did you see The killer inside me? I loved it but a bunch of unattractive women hated it, apparently because no one has ever choked them with a belt while fucking them from behind. What were your favorite movies from sundance?
Do you think the actress balked after she saw Alan’s Tudyk?
Fuck, I hadn’t heard anyone say The Romantics was good, so bailed on it to go drink last night instead. Wanted to see The Killer Inside Me, but didn’t get to go, same with Cyrus, The Runaways, Get Low, Blue Valentine… My two favorite so far are Winter’s Bone and Hesher. Lucky was good too, but I like straight-forward documentaries more than most people.
Hesher was great, I loved the “you ever been skullfucked?” Guitar riff. Cyrus was good, The runaways was kind of lame except for the lesbian scene between kristen stewart and dakota fanning. Happythankyoumoreplease was cool too. I kept name dropping film drunk in hopes some dude would be like “I write that shit,” but no such luck.
@Jchellcat: just look for the guy wearing giant mittens.
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil will be playing at The Malibu International Film Festival opening night on Thursday April 29th 8pm at Malibu Cinemas in Malibu, CA. Tickets for the film and excellent after-party where you can meet the cast and crew can be purchased at http://www.ticketweb.com/t3/sale/SaleEventDetail?dispatch=loadSelectionData&eventId=1778315.
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