Stuart Townsend, Irish actor and common-law husband of Charlize Theron, has reportedly left Kenneth Branagh’s Thor for Marvel, over creative differences.
Townsend had been cast as Fandral, an ally of Norse god Thor [Chris Hemsworth]. He was replaced by Joshua Dallas, according to the two sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to speak on the record. The cast change came as production was about to begin. Shooting starts Monday on the movie directed by Kenneth Branagh. [AP]
This is only the latest poor career move for Townsend, who may be best known for playing the version of Lestat the vampire who sang Korn songs in Queen of the Damned — the film Maddox called “the worst movie ever made” (I saw it. I agree.) Townsend was also originally cast as Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings movies before being replaced by Viggo Mortensen the day before filming began. But he later went on to do The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, so I guess that worked out. Anyway, I guess this means he’ll have to spend more time lounging in the sun with his gorgeous movie star wife on their private island. What a f*ckin loser.


I guess Fandral was dashing out.
Townshend will go down in history as being that one guy who was always replaced by someone better.
And then he’ll go down on Charlize Theron just to make the rest of you cry.
Yeah, because he’s only her common-law husband. If he were her real husband, he wouldn’t go down on her at all.
I’m sure he just doesn’t want to repeat himself artistically after starring in Meteor Man.
bologna tits > sugar tits
Seriously? Creative differences where you’re the sidekick in a superhero movie about a Norse god that speaks in Shakespearian dialect?
This is just like the time that homeless man told me he doesn’t take $2 bills because they’re fuckin’ weird. Well, Mr. Choosy Beggar, I hope you enjoyed being
stabbedfrozen to death.bacon > any form of food-related bosom
Wait, so it took Peter Jackson up until the day before he began filming LOTR that the drag queen in the banner pic shouldn’t play Aragorn?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but does anyone really want this movie? Are there that many Thor fans out there?
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. When it comes to Norse mythology, American Gods or GTFO.
Townsend.
So, based on this banner pic and title, I’m now really really sad that we’ve already killed all of the “thor=sore with a gay lisp” jokes.
Something tells me he’ll be just fine and dandy.
At this rate Townsend’s lucky if he can get a part in Vivid Entertainment’s The League of Extraordinary Genitals
Are there that many Thor fans out there?
Patty, to His knowledge, there are exactly ZERO Thor fans “out there” or anywhere.
Look at it this way, Thor was the guy you made your friend’s bratty little brother play when you all got together for a night of “Marvel Board Game”. It’s like being the shoe in Monopoly. Or Aragorn in LOTR Trivial Pursuit.
Queen of the Damned was so bad that Aaliyah hasn’t made another movie since.
Wow, this thread died like a pop star in her prime.
Thank you, Fek. That’s what I thought.
So why is this movie even getting made? It’s a bigger mystery than all those crappy remakes of movies/shows nobody cares about.
New Development!
Burnsy with a 2-hit combo.
Ain’t It Cool News is reporting that Townsend was fired after turning up six hours late for a screen test.
Damn, I ain’t gonna let a screen test cut into my “carving-an-apple-into-a-bong-for-my-lady” time!
I don’t know why Stuart Townsend bothers to work at all.
I think the reason we have a need for this Thor movie is a three prong attack. One, the influx of movies from before the 1000s (clash of the titans, Beowulf, etc.). Two, the influx of movies about comics (hey, all the good super heroes were already taken) and three, the public’s insatiable thirst for all things Adventures in Babysitting.
Stuart Townshend is the Price is Right fail horn in human form.