I’ve been using the clip of Greasy Sax Man, aka Timmy Capello, honkin’ ‘n thrustin’ in the opening of Lost Boys since 2007. It’s one of my favorite clips, on account of the fact that Timmy Capello’s hips don’t lie, and neither does his crotch bulge. He has a very honest crotch. Anyway, last night, he showed up on SNL in the form of Jon Hamm as “Sergio” in the SNL Digital Short. Obviously, I’m flattered that SNL would choose to share in the joy of Greasy Sax, (I’m all about sharing, that’s why I stole my site text from an old SNL bit) especially in the Digital Short, which is the best part of the show 99% of the time. I’d just like to thank them for not putting Kenan Thompson in the sketch, which would’ve been like slapping my face while raping my mother. With a greasy sax.

The original Greasy Sax Man clip is no longer on YouTube [It's back!], but we still have this short version and glorious gif animation.

[Gif source = thighswideshut.org]



There’s no one greasier than you, Mancini. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
I like to imagine something like this happening to Vince, except replace Greasy Sax Man with Danny Masterson and his DJ equipment.
Mmmmmm … greasy sex ham.
Jon Hamm? I want to go to there.
*puts on glasses and Spanx, eats a whole block of cheese*
I’d let Hamm in my can ifyouknowwhatimean!
I mean I’m hungry.
I don’t know why but never referencing Lost Boys, Drag Me to Hell or The Kingdom bugged me. I guess that’s what made it good. I is nerd.
The 1920′s sketch made me hate myself for being incredibly annoyed with Kristen Wiig.