SHOCKING NEWS: AN AVATAR PORNO
01.20.10
The folks behind Nailin Palin, This Ain’t Twilight XXX, This Ain’t Saved By the Bell XXX, and This Ain’t Larry King Shopping for Socks XXX (okay I may have made this one up), have announced their upcoming slate of movies, which includes This Ain’t Avatar XXX. Much as I’m cheered to see the truth of my prediction that we were entering a new era of Avatar porno, I don’t want to see professional parody makers spoofing Avatar because it’s a popular movie, I want real-life freaks hissing like cats and trying to dock queues. I guess I’m old fashioned like that. Anyway, here’s their lineup for 2010. From Hustlerworld:
This Ain’t CSI XXX: Chatsworth
This Ain’t Curb Your Enthusiasm XXX
This Ain’t Avatar XXX
This Ain’t Glee XXX
This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX
This Ain’t The Cable News XXX
This Ain’t The Soup XXX
This Ain’t The Hills XXX
…The Soup? Huh. Maybe Jenna Haze would play Bikini Steve. Anyway, I’m surprised they didn’t try to tie in Avatar with the Tiger Woods story. After all, the tiger woods are where the cat-monkeys live.
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I Dream of Jeannie… nice to see they have their fingers on the throbbing pulse of current pop culture.
After they’ve run out of TV shows, they’ll move on to commercials.
Coming in 2011: The Most Well-Endowed Man in the World in: This Ain’t Dos Equis XXX
They tried doing ‘This Ain’t a ShawmWow Commercial XXX’, but they couldn’t find any girls willing to work with the guy they hired.
I’m guessing that This Ain’t Murderball XXX hit a little too close to home for Hustler.
Lince, one more Avatar post today, and we ar eall going to find out “Who Would Win In A Lingerie Pillow Fight Between Feklahr and Lince?”
Bring your body glitter and Mandom.
What, no ‘This Ain’t Precious XXX’?
It would be awesome if a good third of the movie was hot guy-on-guy space marine action. That would really subvert the viewers’ expectations in a way that Avatar did not.
I mean…GRRR, BLUE KITTY TITTY!
Some possible titles really do intrigue:
This Ain’t The Hurt Locker
This Ain’t The Lovely Bones
This Ain’t Moon
and most alluring,
This Ain’t The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
This Ain’t Glee XXX? Is Hustler making gay porn now?
I was laughing and laughing at that list until I realized it wasn’t made up.
They could do ‘This Ain’t Old Dogs XXX’ and have only slightly more nut shots.
I hear Kate Hudson would be interested in starring in This Ain’t Nine XXX
They wanted to make ‘This Ain’t This is It XXX’, but current laws frown on that type of sex.
This Ain’t Up
Whoa whoa whoa, The Soup? Community sure, but I’m not ready to see the guy in the mankini sucking off a panda bear…or am i?!? dun dun dunnnn
His name’s actually Mankini, but I appreciate the shout-out.
*tips hat, pees a little*
New up, yIntaghs!
This Ain’t Glee XXX? Only if the crippled kid gets some play…
Fucking in 3D or GTFO.
Give me This Ain’t I Can Do Bad All by Myself or GTFO.
Give me This Ain’t Diary of a Mad Black Woman XXX or GTFO.
I hope the Avatar porno is nothing but Larry Flynt and Jake Sully rolling into each other for 2 hours and 48 minutes.
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