Here’s the new trailer for She’s Out of Your League. It stars Jay Baruchel as, you guessed it, an average Joe. Oh, Jay Baruchel. If they held a being average contest, you’d finish right in the middle! Then he’d drive his Toyota Camry home to his modestly-priced house in the suburbs where he and his 2.5 children would sit around watching Two and a Half Men. That’s why he’s so funny, get it? He’s just like everything you settled for after you stopped chasing your dream! He’s socially awkward! He has low self-esteem! Hot girls make him jizz his pants like a loser! Haha, don’t ever change, Jay Baruchel. I love that boring piece of sh-t like he was my boring piece of sh-t brother.
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Does that make me a “Moodle” if I shit on a girl’s floor?
What if I eat it?
no one else has posted… guess I came early too… wakka wakka – ZING!
*nut shot by 5 year old girl, laugh track, end scene
AND she has a cunty best friend who tells it like it is?
Oh SNAP, gina!
I’ll give this movie points if the cunty best friend ends up being the same character that actress played on Breaking Bad. That show doesn’t fuck around.
Ah Hollywood double standard…you do it again.
Last year, I was trying to bang a girl who was out of my league.
She was still playing tee ball.
GOOOOOOOOOOO, IF YOU’RE WONDERING IF I WANT YOU TO… (I want you to) SO MAKE THE MOVE (Make the move) ‘Cause I ain’t got all niiiiiiiiiiiiight!
GOD I FUCKING LOVE THAT SONG!
The last chick I tried to bang was in a league of her own.
Rosie O’Donnell
But seriously, this looks pretty good.
Burnsy, I’m pretty sure it’s “girl” not “go”
I want to see one of these romance comedies include a more life-like ‘parent walking in’ scene…
guy has pants around ankles, legs kicked up over his head while he forces cute starlet to give his rim a nice tongue-lashing…
I knew a chick who was always out of my league. She had a court order that said I couldn’t be within three miles of her.
I was saying GOOOOOOOOOOOOO. As in, “Vat ees zees goo?”
and thats not true… lots of women would do their moodle, it only works if they use peanut butter though
Despite there being a little hockeyness involved, I’m confident that if I had watched that with the sound on, I would have followed through with killing several of my colleagues.
This is the kind of movie you send someone to as punishment.
Michelle Owen would fuck a Moodle. Or a Poodle for that matter.
Mark my words, Al. The hockey part is just a convenient plot device for them to work in a nut shot somewhere.
Remember when Jay Baruchel played the tough-guy ex-boyfriend in Nick and Nora? What the fuck was that all about? Was Jack McBrayer unavailable?
No, Chareth. No I do not.
This Halloween, I’m going to go out dressed as a moodle and ask girls who are wearing red lipstick to help me complete my costume.
its good to see a young jewish boy finally make it in hollywood
Jay Baruchel is the poor mans Jason Biggs.
I’m pretty sure Jay Baruchel is Yiddish for when you cough after taking a hit off a joint.
this girl i liked once told me i was “out of my league” … those crazy canadians and their funny words … in America they’re called swimtrunks
Jack!, I thought that’s what Mike Myers was talking about when he used to get all “verklempt”?
Jay Baruchel is what you get when you cross Justin Long with hemophilia.
It must be tough to be so ordinary looking when your best friend is the devastatingly handsome Seth Rogen.
Plane doctor?
Chareth, I thought Jay Baruchel is what you get when you cross Justin Long and the Jewish faith
“its good to see a young jewish boy finally make it in hollywood”
“Chareth, I thought Jay Baruchel is what you get when you cross Justin Long and the Jewish faith”
What sense does any of this make? Jay Baruchel is 1/4 Jewish, and he wasn’t raised in the Jewish “faith” (giggle… as if any of these comments actually refer to anyone’s religious beliefs).
How come I never see any of you people say things like that about, say, Logan Lerman? At least he’s a full-blooded Jew.
Oh, wait, he’s better looking than you’ll ever be, so of course he doesn’t get any Jew comments.
@afalaofl
agreed, I can’t say anything about Logan Lerman. Mainly because I don’t know who the fuck he is.
Also, is it true that jews keep two bags of gold around their neck? one decoy and one real one?