(“Auuuggggh, it’s Katherine Heigl! Let’s run back down this diagonal hill!”)
Avatar is ruining everything. Didn’t I tell you Avatar was going to ruin everything? No one ever listens to me. *kicks empty can* Anyway, breathless, randomly bolded and italicized “news” site MarketSaw is reporting that a source tells them that a 3D version of Gremlins is in the works, and that the upcoming Ghostbusters sequel will also be in 3D. Meanwhile, WB is debating making Clash of the Titans 3D, and must come to a decision in the next 10 days if they want to meet their planned release date.
I can only hope that Gremlins in 3D is as an immersive experience as Avatar was, and that the Avatards leave the theater depressed that they have to go back to living in a gray world without malevolent party lizards. Coincidentally, I read in Daily Scientist that you should never feed an Avatard after midnight. It aggravates their bacne.
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After Ghostbusters 2 I imagine the 3D element of the third film will be the horrid amount of watered down shit being thrown at you.
[waiting for Goonies 2 3D announcement in 3...2...]
I think everybody walking out of Ghostbusters 3 or a Gremlins remake is going to be depressed about the world.
Come on man, 3D does not represent the death of cinema as your implying. It’s not that bad, and for certain movie, like say “The Hobbit”, I would actually be disappointed if they decided not to go 3D with it. And if they want to update old movies into 3D like Star Wars, let them, it might be cool. In short, stop being such a dogmetic movie blogger and give 3D a chance.
ohsnap!!
I think everybody walking out of Ghostbusters 3 or a Gremlins remake was already depressed about the world.
In the 3D remake of Citizen Kane, the sled comes flying right at you!
Oh, man. 3D is just the tits.
I think you mean “dogmetric”. As in, you weigh Fido in kilograms.
<<<– thinks too much
Aside: Crappy, you always have the best avs. No idea why but your bird is totally cracking me up.
Um… “bird” being the bird in your av, not… nevermind, that might be a Canadianism.
Aside to the aside: whenever I try to change my av, it tells me my thumbnail is against God’s laws or something. What’s the secret, Crap?
If every fucking movie is gonna be 3D, can we at least keep the fucking glasses and not pay a $5 fucking premium every fucking time?
Based on the photo a few articles back, I think 3-D would be the only medium which could fully capture the nuances of Tarantino’s ridiculous comb over.
@spaz -God forbids my thumb changes too. With the RealD glasses you can keep them -despite what the theatre may insist, you are supposed to have the choice-but stil pay the premium.
3D as an excuse to remake garbage is just plain lazy. I’m not about to drink my own urine because the Ralph’s is closed and the 7-11 is out by the highway.
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Might be file format, .JPEGs only. Uproxx(xxx!!!) no rikey .BMPs.
Let’s run back down this diagonal hill!
Wouldn’t any hill, by definition, be at least somewhat diagonal? (pulls out plumb bob and abacus…)
Oh, and thanks Al.
Dogmetic?
Oh, nevermind. Al picked it up. I hate having to (really) work.
My dog met tic, so I burned that little fucker off.
In my mind’s eye only Dali can paint a diagonal hill.
Or M.C. Ecsher.
Ray Parker Jr. is frantically trying to figure out how to rip off Huey Lewis in 3D.
Jonah Hill is definitely NOT diagonal.
I really wanted to believe that Ghostbusters 3 would be a good when the idea first came up but as i see and hear the news of this movie, i think i want to kill myself like an Avatard leaving the theatre.
The next big step in 3D movies will involve a machine that makes them interesting.
Hopefully, it’ll be a sybian.
I zipperhead leaning against a wall is a diagonal slope.
Moose, if that was involved in Brokeback Mountain many many fewer straight dudes and many many more womens n teh gheys would have attended.
We would have also accepted “diagonal slant”. Crappy FTW.
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FUCK.
YOU.
UPROXXXXXXX!!!
Spaz: your argument is invalid.
God, quit being such a spaz.
Sorry, Mr Swearengen. Won’t happen again.
*goes back to shovelling horse shit*
I’m still waiting for that 3D shaky cam version of Ali.
Up yours, Cameron!
The way to Al’s heart is trough hating on the Asians
I’m just gonna go with that one being intentional.
“Trough-hating” – you can lead a horse to water, but that fucker may have phobias you are unaware of.
“Hoff-hating” – the rest of the Baywatch crew.
Chino:
Singing “crusin” with Kirsten Dunst in a remake of Duets 3D?
“Cough-hating” – when you really, really gotta pee.
This Ain’t Gremlins is going to be filmed in 3X.
“Van Gogh-hating”–Gaugin.
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My “3D glasses” are some aviators I wear at the mall to look at DDD tits.