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(“Where ya goin’?  Doncha wanna see what a one-eared elephant looks like?”)

With Memento, Insomnia, The Prestige, Batman Begins, and Dark Knight, Chris Nolan has one of the best track records in Hollywood (Nick Nolte has the best track marks).  His next film is called Inception, and in what is sure to warm fanboys’ harbls, he says it’s the “biggest” film he’s ever made.  From the LA Times:

“I grew up watching James Bond films and loving those and watching spy movies with their globetrotting sensibility…. We get to do that here, not just geographically but also in time and dimensions of reality as well. We get to make a movie that’s expansive, I suppose you’d say, in four dimensions.”

“This is the biggest challenge I’ve taken on to this point,” said Nolan, who may return to Gotham City for his next feature. “We’re trying to tell a story on a massive scale, a true blockbuster scale – the biggest I’ve ever been involved with. We tried to make a very large-scale film with ‘The Dark Knight’ and with this one we wanted to push that even further.”

So Chris Nolan thinks this movie will be huge.  But keep in mind, Chris Nolan is British, and over there a “large” soda means like half a can.  This is costing me $10, right?  32 ounces or GTFO, what do I look like, the Dalai Lama?