
(“Where ya goin’? Doncha wanna see what a one-eared elephant looks like?”)
With Memento, Insomnia, The Prestige, Batman Begins, and Dark Knight, Chris Nolan has one of the best track records in Hollywood (Nick Nolte has the best track marks). His next film is called Inception, and in what is sure to warm fanboys’ harbls, he says it’s the “biggest” film he’s ever made. From the LA Times:
“I grew up watching James Bond films and loving those and watching spy movies with their globetrotting sensibility…. We get to do that here, not just geographically but also in time and dimensions of reality as well. We get to make a movie that’s expansive, I suppose you’d say, in four dimensions.”
“This is the biggest challenge I’ve taken on to this point,” said Nolan, who may return to Gotham City for his next feature. “We’re trying to tell a story on a massive scale, a true blockbuster scale – the biggest I’ve ever been involved with. We tried to make a very large-scale film with ‘The Dark Knight’ and with this one we wanted to push that even further.”
So Chris Nolan thinks this movie will be huge. But keep in mind, Chris Nolan is British, and over there a “large” soda means like half a can. This is costing me $10, right? 32 ounces or GTFO, what do I look like, the Dalai Lama?

The Dali Lama has an awesome moustache.
This is just the type of movie I’d be eager to see on opening day if not for my great distaste for everyone else eager to see it on opening day.
WHO FUCKING CARES?
i swear to god, if this is a movie where I have to pay attention and shit…
DiCaprio and Ellen Page should do a movie where she plays Juno and he plays his character from Gilbert Grape. She could say something overly-clever and sarcastic and he could use his retard strength to pull off her arms. Maybe a Chris Walken cameo, I’m just spit-ballin’.
The Dark Knight doesn’t care how big Inception is, he’s comfortable with his masculinity. Also, he owns a gigantic fucking car.
Proof that Chris Nolan is talented: He made a movie with Al Pacino and Robin Williams where neither of them over-acted.
The Dolly Lama has an awesome rack.
orton, THAT, would be worth my $8.50.
I think this movie, with all the shifting buildings and pretentiousness, is a re-imagining of Dark City?
The Dolley Lama says eight different things when you pull the string on his back.
“Peace to your fellow man”
“To know, you must first know you know nothing”
“Oops, I made a boom-boom in my pants. I sooooorrry”
“…look like a retarded kid’s flip video.”
Corky made a movie about Philippian people?
This fits nicely with DiCaprio’s rider specifying “minimal smiling”.
Anyone hear the rumo(u)r that Nolan wants Jo-Go-Levitt for The Joker in Batmeng 3?
The Dolly Lama helps me move my furniture.
The Drolly Lama is a dry-witted smartass.
The Dolby Lama speaks in 5.1 surround sound.
The Deli Lama knows to hold the mayo.
The Dolly Lama also created that awesome shot of Brody on the beach in Jaws.
That’s one talented Lama.
The Dolly Llama is so fucking cute.
The Mali Lama is from West Africa and loves listening to Toto.
And Lorenzo Lamas is a leather-vested dick hole.
The Pauly Lama fucked your Mama.
The Daily Llama gets me to my sherpa job on time.
Wait, what’s this post about again?
The Dali Lama dropped a LOT of acid in religious art college.
*shrugs*
The Pauly Llama has hair around its butthole that’s all matted down and stuck together.
Zog eat llama once. Taste like coyote.
Donkey Hodey says:
The Mali Lama is from West Africa and loves listening to Toto.
The fuck you say?
Actually you do look like the Dalai Lama. A little around the eyes.
Polly Lama wants a cracker.
What? I thought you were Nigerian?
Yeah I just thought I was the only West African Toto fan. Hey, you want some money?
Sorry ’bout that, Jack!
The Grantley Buffalo curses Donk for getting ‘Africa’ stuck in his head.
Zog eat Polly Llama once. Taste like spotted owl, more ‘WHY!?!?’ than ‘WHO?’.
Spaz, try Salt n’ Pepa’s ‘Push It’ instead.
You’re welcome.
Zog, I missed you.