Look, I’m as tired of all the John Travolta-is-gay jokes as the next guy, but look what they’re giving me to work with here. In this new red-band clip from From Paris with Love, they’ve got him dressed up like some sort of bejeweled, gypsy pimp, and the first line is him leaving the bathroom, zipping up his fly, and asking Jonathan Rhys Meyers “Any backdoor action on this side?”
This could be awesome, I just hope they own the gay aspect. After all, he’s playing an anti-terrorist agent. And who’d be more terrifying to a bunch of Islamic radicals than a big, tough, super-butch gay? “72 virgins in paradise, huh? Well I’m gonna make sure all you can do when you get there is curl up and cry while thinking about this epic ass-pounding I’m about to give you. Now spread ‘em, haji.”
Yeah, that’d be pretty great. *smokes cigar, leans back in chair*
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Please tell me you at least had the intellect to light the cigar on the correct end . . .
John Travolta is as believable as Butch as Jett Travolta is believable as the Sundance Kid.
He’s going to ‘method act’ his way right into the lead of the Liberace biopic.
Let me get this out there. John Travolta doesn’t give gays a bad name. John Travolta gives gays who want people to think they’re straight a bad name. There’s a big difference.
He’s come a long way since his days with ABBA.
It’s hard to be intimidated by a guy who once got his ass kicked by Christian Slater.
I heard Vinnie’s nickname was the Sundance Kid this weekend.
To be fair, Slater was accompanied by a park ranger. And he learned the rope-a-dope along his journey.
Yeah, MiZ, but if you’ve got Howie Long on your terrorist team, there’s no excuse for failure.
“I’d say the Old Dog’s career is really Staying Alive, eh Kevin. Hahaha.
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That’ll be 100 million dollars.”
- Jay Leno
I heard John was flying his jet and had a flame out.
John is so into planes because he gets to spend all manner of time in the cockpit.
To John Travolta, a “bad ass” is one that’s too loose for his dick.
Or any woman’s.
John Travolta doesn’t believe in circumcision, he thinks it’s cockamamie.
The last guy that got drunk and railed Paris Hilton raw dog got herpes from Paris with regret.
To John Travolta, an action flick is when he gets cup checked by a midget.
Why is it that when I look at Travolta with a goatee, all I can think of is a plumber snaking a toilet?
John Travolta drew a bunch of frownies on a napkin after he lost the butch contest to Rosie O’Donnel.
Look, I’m as tired of all the John Travolta-is-gay jokes as the next guy…
…unless the next guy is Tom Cruise!
John Travolta gets a dreamy look on his face whenever he puts mayo on a hot dog.
When John Travola tucks his junk and dances in front of a mirror he sings I kissed a girl.
Travolta was the front runner on Room Raiders until the chick found his closet of fuck-me pumps.
John Travolta doesn’t believe in the Street Hogs anymore. Now me just likes sweet hugs.
he, me, at least we agree on something other than poking dude’s poopers.
JOHN TRAVOLTA UPSKIRT NIP SLIP ANAL PROLAPSE!!!
Johnny T’s Goatee = COCK. MOP.
bet you he could play an autistic kid
he is using the binocs the wrong way around.. How stupid do you have to be not to notice that.
Gay John Travolta is in negotiations to reprise his role as Sean Archer in the long-awaited sequel, “Facial/Off.”
Overheard on the set of Pulp Fiction: “Quentin, I think it would be more natural if Marvin shot in MY face first.”
Is that Jett’s urn that he hands the guy at the end?
They should remake Face/off with John Travolta imitating “No! Not the Bees!” era Nic Cage and Nic cage imitating butch gay John Travolta.
I hear that autistics make excellent NASCAR drivers.
I heard that Rob Halford was John Travolta’s body double for all the stunts in this movie.