NEW KICK-ASS TRAILER
01.08.10
Yahoo just released a new trailer for Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass, meaning my job is even easier than usual today (watch it below; that screencap had to be at the top). It doesn’t quite match the red-band trailer, or the clip of Nic Cage shooting a little girl (I will never get tired of typing that), but it does allow my already-swollen nerd boner to maintain turgidity. The first part lays out the whole tired, loser-becomes-hero premise, but just when I started to lose interest, Nic Cage came out with his ridiculous Fu Manchu and started painting his face and it was on again. Jesus, between this and me loving Bad Lieutenant… is Nic Cage becoming my favorite actor? I don’t know what’s happening to me, you guys! *blubbers uncontrollably, tries to choke down cat food*
[hat tip: FilmSchoolRejects]
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Nic Cage would fuck me so hard.
I would have sex with this movie.
But definitely not Hit-Girl! She’s WAY too young, ha ha!
*looks around nervously*
is Nic Cage becoming my favorite actor?
You had a good run Vince, but you just dursted.
*Jack! types http://www.pajiba.com into his browser*
Weston taught him how to do his make up.
I think it’s an unspoken consensus that about half the Filmdrunk commenters would have sex with Hit-Girl.
Now who falls into which half…
Uffy reminds me of a burning question that’s been on my mind for some time.
If I were to travel back in time to when I was . . . let’s say . . . 16 and bring my 16 year old self back to the future with me to where . . . again let’s just say . . . Selena Gomez is 16, and then my 16 year old self were to rail the shit outta that little hooker . . .
I don’t remember where I was going with this but could that be Chris Hansen at the door? No? Cool.
How’s that mid-life crisis going there, Swi?
It sucks that Nic Cage goes dead broke just when he starts starring in stuff we’d like. Because if you thought he was a shameless sellout before…
Hey, it’s his birthday. Cut him some slack.
I’m nowhere near mid-life sucka! I’m just naturally fucked up in the head.
Anybody else check out The Seventh & The Third at Gamma today? Pretty frickin incredible!
And I probably fucked up that title too.
I’m not here to cut slack … I’m here to cut slackers!
Or maybe slacks.
16 is the new 6
IT nazis blocked Gamma day after it went up.
And Warming Glow :(
Fucking bastards!!!
But FD and WL are OK? IT Nazis are wierd.
Whenever I get a nerd boner that won’t go away I just watch the Clash of the Titans trailer
C’mon now, when a FilmDrunkard says he’s had children he obviously means whatever that means. Where was I going with this ?
IT Nazis make the Jews create usernames with a * next to them
Nazi: My oven’s not working.
IT Nazi: Did you try turning it off and back on again?
Nolte up.