
I missed this a couple days ago, but the New York Times made this interactive Netflix map that charts rentals by region. It doesn’t sound that cool at first, but I’ve been on it for a good hour now, and it’s almost as fun to fiddle with as my wiener. You can see the top ten in each zip code — see what people in hipster Williamsburg rent as opposed to Inglewood, for example (really? black folks like Eagle Eye?) — or see the areas where any of the top 100 rentals are strongest. They do it for New York, Boston, Chicago, DC, the SF bay, LA, Seattle, Minneapolis, Denver, Atlanta, Dallas, and Miami.
If you know the areas (I focused mainly on NYC and the Bay since that’s where I’ve lived) , you can see fun stuff like Obsessed or a Tyler Perry movie, which are like Megan’s Law maps to help you avoid black people. Or Rachel Getting Married or Mad Men, which do the same for white intellectuals. Or Paul Blart Mall Cop and Nights in Rodanthe, which tell you where the neutered husbands or middle-aged white women is at, respectively. The only way they could make this better is if it was an interactive map of unattended chocolate cakes.




For some reason, there’s a small area in Iowa where Rob Zombie movies are at the top of the list. Weird…
I’ve told that fucking Netflix van to get off my goddamn street 100 fucking times now. If I catch him driving up and down my neighborhood, filming me getting my videos out of the fucking mailbox and puttin’ it on the fucking internet, I swear I’ll firebomb that stupid van and all his smarmy kids.
BTK, I’m not looking up my area, I’m afraid of seeing anything featuring Larry the Cable guy.
The areas that prefer Nic Cage movies are printed on the back of the Magna Carta.
I live in Denver where the ENTIRE MAP is Benjamin Button. It is really weird. The only exceptions are the zips 80262-Mennonite -no netflix. 80208-Flight Of The Conchords Season 1 Disc 2, and 80225 -Entourage Season 1, Disc 1, which also has a Richard Jeni dvd as the 3rd most popular. That is really weird, he killed himself 3 years ago and hasn’t been funny ever.
Domino’s, Arby’s, and Pizza Hut’s marketing team is all over this. Any area with a concentration of Twilight rentals gets a new store, pronto.
Apparently, the top movie in my area is Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience, which explains why I’ve been waiting three months for it.
No Canadian map because we don’t get movies way up here.
Aurora Borealis = Canada’s only entertainment.
The Seattle list is all horse porn.
Because we like to fuck horses, you see.
Get NY to send SJP your way, Chino.
I wonder why Milk is so popular in the SF bay area? Aren’t most of those fucking hippies vegan?
Oh Chino, you don’t ever need to explain Washingtonian horse-fucking jokes.
Benjamin Button really is cleaning up. Until you go south of 20, then it’s a curious case of Tyler Perry movies. This map is accurate. How long before it’s declared racist?
I tried loading the map for Twilight rentals and my computer got a heart attack
Every time I try to view the Orlando selections it shows me a map of Puerto Rico.
Is Tucson a part of Mexico now?
Like I need a Netflix map to know that La Bamba is the #1 rental here in Tucson.
Every time I try to view the Orlando selections, it shows me the city.
Dammit, I want to know what Orlando Bloom movies they have!
Forks gets a lot of Twilight, Sweet Valley High, and Amputee Porn.
Detroit looks like it is burning on this map.
Not that I have the motivation to look myself, but I wonder if that would help explain why Crash is always so high on their popularity list.