DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS
- LOL NFL, Championship weekend edition. |KissingSuzyKolber|
Italian kid stabs his dad in a dispute over Playstation. “But a-Papa, why you wanna beat-a me in-a FIFA? You make-a Mamma cry.” |WithLeather|- “South African zoo trying to get chimp to stop smoking.” |GammaSquad|
- “Nick Kroll would be really good at football — if he had hands.” (*delayed record scratch*). |Atom|
- 25 animals with their heads stuck in stuff. |HolyTaco|
- What is Tom Cruise running from on the set of Knight and Day? |ScreenJunkies|
- Australian man lands on the sex offenders register for possession of Simpsons porn. |Fark|
- Whoopi Goldberg talks teen sex self love. *pumps lotion into hand* |InsideTV|
- If videogames were named after the phrases most often said while playing them. |CollegeHumor|
- This is old, but pimp slaps never get old. The MMA pimp slap. |CageDoctors|
- Diddy bought his son a $360,000 car for his 16th birthday. Which I guess is one way that having a mentally bankrupt megadouche for a father might be so bad. |FListed|
[picture via ThatissoGay]



Re. Simpsporn:
“I didn’t come forward because in this country it makes you look like a pervert, but every single Scottish person does it!”
What’s this “Robbie” bs? I know Jaromir Jagr when I see him.
“Don’t talk with a knife in your hand” is the Italian version of “Don’t run with scissors”.
Nick Kroll has just signed with the Vikings.
Logical fallacy, Donk, Italians can’t talk with anything in their hands.
That must have caused a commotion in the pizzaria below them.
That must have ruined his nice-a white-a suit!
But poppa, think-a about-a the Pope-a!
I hope this doesn’t hurt his lucrative business as an organ grinder.
Australian man lands on the sex offenders register for possession of Simpsons porn.
Looks like for this guy…
*Sunglasses*
“everything coming up Milhouse” is a bad thing.
YYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Local Twihards believe that the man’s neck injury was caused by the Volturi.
^Boy, did I have to dig around old posts to find that one.