I haven’t been covering Scott Pilgrim vs. The World very much, because the other nerds seem to love it and I’m afraid of associating with them in case my jock buddies are around. Nonetheless, it’s being directed by Edgar Wright of Hot Fuzz/Shaun of the Dead fame, so that’s pretty cool. This publicity still reportedly comes from the final scene of the movie, and the dude in the white coat in the background is Jason Schwartzman. Here’s the plot rundown:
[based on the comic book] Scott Pilgrim (Michael Cera), bass guitarist for the garage band Sex Bob-omb, has just met the girl of his dreams. However, he must defeat Ramona Flowers’ (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) seven evil ex-boyfriends, who are coming to kill him.
As Scott gets closer to Ramona, he must face an increasingly vicious rogues’ gallery from her past, from infamous skateboarders to vegan rock stars and fearsomely identical twins. And if he hopes to win his true love, he must vanquish them all before it really is game over.
Well that sounds campy and gay. See, this is why I only date middle-school chicks. Their exes are usually so much less impressive. Nice tricycle, asshole.
[via CHUD]


A little Valtrex will clear that right up.
So I’ve heard. From Robopanda.
The Mighty Feklahr finds it reassuring that he wants to kill all of his lover’s exes.
Well that sounds campy and gay.
So, it’s just like Brokeback Mountain?
No girl is worth vanquishing for. Sleep-raping, sure. But not vanquishing.
After he kills each one, he pulls down their pants to compare dick size, right?
So I take it that sword probably has a +9 against previous boyfriends, right?
…right. *goes and sits in the corner*
*Jack! rubs bottle of Vank. A genie appears in a cloud of smoke*
Genie: I am the Vank Genie. I will grant you three Vank wishes.
Jack: Do Seltzer and Friedberg count as one wish?
Genie: *shrugs* Sure, why the fuck not?
That publicity still looks like it came from an old Nickelodeon game show. Now I’ll sit back and wait for someone to get slimed.
*Suddenly gets drenched in green ooze*
Rock, why you were the one to get slimed, I don’t know.
*Alanis Morissette appears and takes Jack! to a movie theater*
A movie based on a comic book? What’s next, video games? Board Games? ;P
fearsomely identical twins? Like they look so much alike, it’s scary?
Also, this chick had better have a dynamite vadge. I mean, the last time a chick told me she had a dangerous guy in her past and asked me to help her get rid of him, it turns out she just wanted me to kill her husband so she could collect the insurance and go boink some other dude. She had one hell of a rack though. I just wish I could remember which vat of acid I left it in.
“flamming samuri sword” = gay blade
From Zero To Zorro.
Zorry
How the fuck does one accomplish being “fearsomely identical”?
Oh, sorry Donk. Didn’t see you there.
Great special effects though… Michael Cera wouldn’t move that acrobatically if his pink vespa were on fire
Also fearsomely identical… [finger guns to package]DEEZ NUTZ!!!!
The two “fearsomely identical” comments were…..adorably unique.
No worries, Al. It’s about time my dick got some action.
If the twins were named Neptune and Poseidon, would they be fearsomely tridentical?