Hell yes. In Cold Warrior, his second project as a director, Lethal Weapon/Last Boy Scout writer Shane Black is set to reteam with Mel Gibson.
Black, directing his second movie after 2005′s “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang,” is tackling a tale in which a Cold War spy (Gibson) comes out of retirement to confront a domestic terrorism threat from Russia by joining with a younger agent. Charles Mondry wrote the script. The dealmaking is in the early stages, but it does further Gibson’s plan to get back in front of the cameras. [THR]
I love it, a buddy cop flick, only this time (*record scratch*), Mel plays the veteran. I just hope they get someone really hip for the younger agent. Someone like Zac Efron. Yes, I can see it now… (*dream sequence music*)…
GIBSON: Listen up, kid. I been in da spy business a long time. A long time. Since before you was even a tadpole in your daddy’s ball bag. And I can tell you one thing I learned: the Jews caused all the wars. All of ‘em. Now move over, pip squeak, I’m drivin’.
EFRON: Well gee whiz, Agent Riggs, everyone knows that! Heck, I even wrote a song about it! (*Efron breaks into the High School Musical number “Why We Don’t Let Jews Play Basketball”*)
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At McDonald’s, Gibson orders the Arbeit Macht Fries.
/Nazi references complete me.
Surprisingly, David Stern contributed on those lyrics.
You forgot to refer to Efron as Sugar-tits, sugar-tits.
(caption) “Hee hee, I came out here naked in the rain to shoot your dong. Road Warrior was the shit though.”
Glover, seconds before that picture was taken: “I’m gettin’ too old for this shirt.”
I cant look at that damn picture of Zac Efron and not think about sucking his dick
I mean, punching him in the face. Oops! :) LOL
[Mel thumb over shoulder at Efron]
My shit’s to old for this git!
John Travolta is fighting as hard as he can to get this role. He’s even sent video to Shane Black to show how good he is at working with young men.
Glover is to sexy for his shirt. On the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah.
Bottom Pic: A SFW visual representation of Zac’s typical Friday Night.
Wow, way too sexy to spell, in Milan, New York and Japan.
The first Effron pic is him pointing back to that motivational puppy picture while saying “No, YOU’RE awesome!”
“What has two pointer fingers and is about to get a blow job?!? That’s right Youuuuu! Haha, I love you Patches”
Jews love basketball. Nothin’ but net.
Dan Glover has hearts on his underwear, while I have sharts on mine.
“Efron? That ain’t a Jewish name, is it kid? I don’t think we can work together if it is.”
“Gee, Mr Gibson, I…”
“Nah, I’m just messin’ with ya. ‘Course we can work together. Unless you’re a fag.”
GIBSON: Let me tell you, sonny, working deep cover in the Eastern bloc makes a real man out of you.
EFRON: Oh gosh, my high school hoops coach already did that for me!
/EFRON begins singing Let Me Dribble On Your Hardwood
Gibson: Why’d you become a cop, kid?
Effron: I wanted to help people.
Gibson: Aww, you’re makin’ me tear up with this shit, ya little queer.
Effron: Also, because I like being called a Dick with a badge.
*record scratch*
Jews are terrible at basketball, they keep getting called for traveling.
Jews yell, “GIVE ME BACK MY SUM!!!”
Jews always walk (good lawyers).
What’s a Jew’s least favorite basketball play? The Jimmy Dolan Shake and Bake, of course.
Zac Efron refers to the incident with the backstreet tranny as an “alley oops”.
Efron’s song must end in the shower room. As everything Efron and Jew must.
Jews love a free throw.
More like Turner and Smooch amiwrite?!?
“…a domestic terrorism threat from Russia…”
THR = Fail
Jews do not like being accused of “giving away” fouls at the end of a game.
It’s not that Jews are bad at basketball, it’s that it’s hard to get them to shower together after games.
Jews don’t like to follow basketball because it’s been so long since their favorite team, Golden State was competitive.
Famous Jewish basketball coach Phil Jackstein is credited with coming up with the triangle-on-top-of-another-inverted-triangle offense.
Jews don’t even like playing NBA Jam, because of what happens when you shoot 3 consecutive baskets.
When Mel shoots baskets he always leaves a smiley face i the backboard.
Zac: Hi, I’m your new partner!
Mel: You must be EFRON-kidding me!
Jews keep getting called for goldtending.
Jewish basketball players avoid the all star weekend because they think it refers to the dress code.
Every shot a Jew takes is a hook shot.
Jews only make turnovers at a kosher bakery.
The only court you’ll find a Jew around is one where he’s representing a plaintiff.
Jews stopped playing basketball when they found out that they don’t get time and half for overtime.
Jewish basketball courts don’t have two 3-point arcs; they have one 6-point star.
*mouth fart*
Jews think a “full-court press” is the prosecutor’s closing statement.
Hey kid – how many cops does it take to shove a Jew down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
…and that’s when the opposing bench starts chanting “De-fence! De-fence! De-fence!”
Jews won’t give more than 10% for a tipoff.
Buckle up–Filmdrunk has a new patron saint named Shane Black:
A former girlfriend sued Black, alleging that he “crawled into [her] bed, removed a vial of cocaine from his pocket, sniffed some cocaine from the vial, and proceeded to masturbate in Plaintiff’s hospital bed.”
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/02/20/shane-black-screenwriter-sued/#ixzz0dxbcRa6D
If you want to pull a Shane Black without getting sued, try Terri Shiavo’s hospital bed.
I don’t know he’d feel about the masturbating, but I’m sure Dennis Hopper would scooch over a bit if you brought enough blow for two.
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I don’t know how he’d feel about the masturbating, but I’m sure Dennis Hopper would scooch over a bit if you brought enough blow for two.
Just wanted to let you guys know, we finally got a juggalo from google. http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/whoa-a-juggalo-western-stop-the-earth/comment-page-2#comment-241430
A comma followed by a period ? And faggats ? I smell Randi Mayem Singer.
Effron looks like a Nazi youth…