Matthew Vaughn’s Kick-Ass has a new poster. They’ve been pretty balls to the wall with this whole thing so far, why should they stop now? Yeah, Nic Cage is in our movie, he shoots a little girl. Well of course he’s in the poster, but he’s gonna have a mask on and you won’t be able to tell it’s him. You don’t like that? Aw, that’s too bad, why don’t you send a complaint letter to www.suckMattVaughnsHairyNutsack.com.
…At least, that’s how I like to imagine things went down. My only question is how they expect people to know it’s fresh and hip if no one’s wearing sunglasses. Bush league, dude, bush league.
[check out the full poster over at HitFix]
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TEMPRA PAINT FIGHT!
Am I the only one who thinks that Hit Girl looks like the love child between Grimace and the Hamburglar?
Related… am I the only one picturing Grimace and the Hamburglar fucking?
No.
“needs more blue penis” – your mom
This is starting to look more like Kick A.D.D.
Hold up a tick. Hairy Nutsack and Matt Vaughn hang out? Whaaaa….?
The Mighty Feklahr was sure it’s supposed to be, “Shut up. Get in the van.”
This poster likes to Kick Ass right after it Takes It Up The Ass.
Matt Vaughn also exec produced Swept Away, so there is a chance that this could suck really really bad.
[Nate Kaeding misses another field goal]
Stop talking about the little girl like that, Duke. You naughty
Annie Liebovitz shot a little girl and all the Miley Cirus fan’s parents threw a shit fit.
Many vanners shot their wads at little girls but were never caught.
Allegedly
I’ve had a kick-ass poster for years. It’s got a cat hanging by just a claw from a tree branch and underneath that it says “Hang Loose, Pussy!” My Grandma always knew what to get me for Valentine’s.
I’m a kick ass poster.
I love how Nic Cage looks like bootleg Batman.
Why are they all sploodging?
he hee he
*splooge*
Oh BTW, http://www.suckMattVaughnsHairyNutsack.com is mos def NSFW. Thanks for the warning Vinky! I don’t like getting calls from the Network Admin IT Nazi.
[crosses arms, taps toe, whistles, waiting to see who clicks that link first]
Not me, no sir.
Nope.
Did not!
Me neither. Wont do it. Unless there is tentacle porn. Is there?
Nope.
Uh … I mean … how would I …
Spaz.
Dunno, I ain’t getting near it.
So this USA show White Collar that they are advertizing, is it about the LAPD finally arresting white people?
I clicked on that link. Not porn. Neither is this: http://www.saladandchips.com
Nope, not porn at all.
The poster looks like a spin art machine jizzed on my Step-Dad’s shirt.