Comments on: JAMES CAMERON’S AVATAR = DISNEY’S POCAHONTAS http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 05:19:48 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: Eibmoz http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas#comment-239566 Eibmoz Sun, 17 Jan 2010 18:13:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=22626#comment-239566 Whilst? who talks like that? Whilst? who talks like that?

]]> By: ndnchick http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas#comment-239560 ndnchick Sun, 17 Jan 2010 05:32:49 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=22626#comment-239560 From a Native American standpoint, this movie BITES and yes it is a ridiculous combination of Dances With Wolves meets Pocahontas with all the cliches and stereotypes of hollywoods glorification of cowboys and indians. Shame on the creators of Avatar! This flick was insipidly boring and predictable!!!! Whilst in the movie theatre, it took all that was within my native soul not to scream "kill those yoneg mutherfuckers!". This flick is a true waste of energy. From a Native American standpoint, this movie BITES and yes it is a ridiculous combination of Dances With Wolves meets Pocahontas with all the cliches and stereotypes of hollywoods glorification of cowboys and indians. Shame on the creators of Avatar! This flick was insipidly boring and predictable!!!! Whilst in the movie theatre, it took all that was within my native soul not to scream “kill those yoneg mutherfuckers!”. This flick is a true waste of energy.

]]> By: brentosan http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas#comment-237804 brentosan Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:12:44 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=22626#comment-237804 Not Really, it's more of a... Braveheart + Last of the Mohicans + The Smurfs = Avatar - 3D Not Really, it’s more of a…

Braveheart + Last of the Mohicans + The Smurfs = Avatar – 3D

]]> By: iwontrememberthis http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas#comment-237375 iwontrememberthis Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:31:18 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=22626#comment-237375 Matt Bateman's middle name? Stir Matt Bateman’s middle name? Stir

]]> By: JessicaD http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas#comment-237369 JessicaD Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:04:38 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=22626#comment-237369 Does this mean that Michelle Rodriguez is the humming bird or the pug? I'm going with pug. Does this mean that Michelle Rodriguez is the humming bird or the pug? I’m going with pug.

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas#comment-237368 ChinoMoreno Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:49:16 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=22626#comment-237368 Little known fact: Pocahontas masturbates by putting the ends of her two braids together. /I do that, too Little known fact: Pocahontas masturbates by putting the ends of her two braids together.

/I do that, too

]]> By: ZeroCharisma http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas#comment-237367 ZeroCharisma Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:44:41 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=22626#comment-237367 Both films feature ass play in their porn parodies, too. Poke-her-hot-ass Anal-tar *rim shot* Both films feature ass play in their porn parodies, too.

Poke-her-hot-ass
Anal-tar

*rim shot*

]]> By: ChinoMoreno http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas#comment-237366 ChinoMoreno Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:43:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=22626#comment-237366 The Na'avi put the 'Poke' in Pocahontas. The Na’avi put the ‘Poke’ in Pocahontas.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas#comment-237365 Donkey Hodey Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:39:21 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=22626#comment-237365 It's a lot easier to feel connected to the planet when you can literally fucking connect with the planet. The Na'avi aren't anti-technology, their whole fucking planet is the internet. It's no wonder their culture features so much animal-rape bestiality. It’s a lot easier to feel connected to the planet when you can literally fucking connect with the planet.

The Na’avi aren’t anti-technology, their whole fucking planet is the internet. It’s no wonder their culture features so much animal-rape bestiality.

]]> By: African Prince http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/01/james-camerons-avatar-disneys-pocahontas#comment-237364 African Prince Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:27:17 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=22626#comment-237364 In my land, we also resolve cultural differences like they did in Pocahontas and Avatar. We tell people to get the fuck off our land or we'll slaughter every last one of the bastards. In my land, we also resolve cultural differences like they did in Pocahontas and Avatar. We tell people to get the fuck off our land or we’ll slaughter every last one of the bastards.

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