Earlier this week, it was reported that Peter Saaaarsgåaård (great actor, check him out in Salton Sea) was in negotiations to play Ryan Reynolds-nemesis Dr. Hector Hammond in the Green Lantern. Hammond is a psychic who got his powers from a meteor. Meanwhile, HitFix reports that they have it on good authority (a psychic meteor, perhaps?) that Jackie Earle Haley will play Sinestro.
…Unless something drastically changes, he is in the film.
I’m not going to play a semantics game here… there is a very real difference in meaning between terms like “in talks” and “in negotiations” and “on a list,” and I’m not sure where they are in that process right now. But I am willing to say that Haley is the guy. He just wrapped up some additional shooting on “Nightmare” for the studio, and they’re said to be extremely happy with his work in the film. The groundwork is being laid in the first “Lantern” for a much larger role for Sinestro later on if this first movie does well, and they like the idea of continuing their relationship with Haley.
If you guessed that a character named “Sinestro” isn’t a gentle Inn keeper or kindly retard wrangler, you’d be right.
For using the power of the Green Lantern to instill fear rather than combat it, the Guardians banished Sinestro to the antimatter universe—a counterpart to the “real” universe made up of “negative matter.” Sinestro ended up on the Antimatter world of Qward, that universe’s counterpart of the Guardians’ homeworld Oa, which was ruled by a race of warriors and scientists known as the Weaponers of Qward, who bore a fierce hatred of the Guardians and all Green Lanterns. By exiling Sinestro to a world ruled by evil beings who specifically hated him as a Green Lantern, the Guardians hoped to humble him. Their attempt at punishment would be a major miscalculation, however. Sinestro believed himself to have been wronged by his former masters, and now hated them just as much as the Weaponers did. [Nerdipedia]
Jeez, someone should really make Cliff’s Notes for this nerd stuff. Anyway, I heard when they first threw Jackie Earle Haley into the Antimatter world, he shouted “You got it wrong: See I’m not trapped in here with the Weaponers of Qward, the Weaponers of Qward are trapped in here with me!” and bit a chunk off a guy’s face. Maybe. Hey, this movie’s still about a guy who gets a magic promise ring from an alien, right? Cool, just checking.


Alexander Skarsgård still steals Peter Skaarsgaard’s lunch money.
With a name like Jackie Earl Haley, its only a matter of time before he
playsbecomes a presidential assassin.Meanwhile, they’ve got a casting call out to all Jews for the role of Sinustro, the nasally-talking comic relief sidekick.
Good to see this guy make it. I mean, when your parents name you Jackie Earle Haley, usually you’re options are either presidential assassin or black blues impresario.
God damn it.
Must be a squirrel thang, Chareth.
get the fuck off my dick rethCu!
Unless he says the line, “Well the fear you guys combat is for faggots and old farts with nothing better to do with themselves,” I disapprove. DISAPPROVE!
Squirrel Nutz!!
http://tinyurl.com/bdxew
Wait, so is a retard wrangler a wrangler that happens to be retarded, or a dude in a lab coat that chases retards with a butterfly net? Can it be the latter?
Erswi, I’ll have you note the squirrel in my Av has a hawk’s head… way better than one dressed as a pirate
Mine’s dressed as a pirate lawyer. Huge difference.
rethCu, why can’t it be both?
Doesn’t Sinestro have a giant head? Why the fuck didn’t they cast Ron Perlman?
No way Jackie Earl has the chops to sell the “Danny tattoo” scene in Salton Sea.
And keep pimping that movie, property values could do with some goosing.
Blah blah blah aliens, blah blah blah power ring. Shirtless Ryan Reynolds or GTFO, Green Lantern movie.
Q-bert is the most foul-mouthed of the Weaponers of Qward.
JEH battles another nake penis…this time its GREEN and glowing.
Dammit…NAKED NAKED PENIS!!!
Did someone say naked penis??
Looks like JessicaD was defeated by the weaponers of QWERTY.
Hi, I’m here for the naked penis.