HURRRR FOUR BROTHERS HAS A SEQUEL
01.14.10
Hey, remember Four Brothers? …Yeah, me neither. And it looks like there were only two brothers, amirite? Ha, just playin’, they adopted, y’all. Anyway, there’s going to be a sequel. Entitled… wait for it… Five Brothers. Full title: Five Brothers: Hurrrr.
Mark Wahlberg is eyeing a return to star and hatched the sequel idea with original writers David Elliot and Paul Lovett, who are writing “Five.” Lorenzo Di Bonaventura is back to produce.
The 2005 movie, directed by John Singleton, revolved around four adopted brothers (Wahlberg, Tyrese Gibson, Andre Benjamin and Garrett Hedlund) who come together to avenge their mother’s death in what at first appears to be a random robbery. Although not a massive hit, it still grossed a tidy $74 million in domestic boxoffice. [THR]
So the guy who came up with Entourage is teaming up with the producer behind the Asteroids movie? That should be great. Especially if Tyrese Gibson comes back, he’s like the black Cam Gigandet. Also: how the hell is there going to be a fifth brother if the mother is dead? Will necrophilia be involved? God I hope so.
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If the mother’s dead, how can I say hello to her?
Zog supposed play fifth brother. Marky Mark fire Zog. Marky Mark tell Zog Zog speak English too good.
Dammit Burnsy, thank Jebus I’m alone in the office this morning.
So I actually saw this… and one of the four brothers died (the spikey haired white boy)… so if they add in another brother, it will still only be Four Brothers.
4-1=3+1=4 you see. Yaay math!
*mouth fart*
What’s-a mattah Zog, don’t know any Shakespeah?
Alternate Title: Broetic Justice
Is there a Necessary Sequels tag?
**SPOILER**
The Feeff Brotha is Marky’s prosty-penis.
The fifth brother will be played by Marky Mark’s prosthetic dong from Boogie Nights… I hear he misses that thing.
Sorry Pauly… let me dust that thing off for ya.
Turns out the fifth is only a half brother. He’ll be played by Tiger Woods.
I’d like to follow the career of Andre Benjamin (such a snappy dresser) but I find tales of racial harmony distasteful.
So if there’s a threequell, will it be Six Brothers? And so and so forth?
Oh, boy! It’s the film equivalent of that Mormon couple on TLC who keeps having more kids!
The twist is that brother #5′s grandfather on his Dad’s side is black, so he’s only a 1/5 Brother.
Perhaps he’s just a brotha from anotha motha?
Eat shit. I laid the foundation for the fucking corner. I know my way there.
Guy’cha! How many colostomy bags filled with poison can fit into one movie blog? GET THAT FUCKING TOOTSIE POP OWL IN HERE TO LICK THEM!!!
Isn’t Five Brothas more than enough to attract police attention?
Five brothers is more commonly referred to as “a starting basketball squad.”