Michaelceramovie-FlowchartDAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS:

  • I was going to cover this but then I didn’t.  Robert Downey Jr. dropped out of Jon Favreau’s Cowboys vs. Aliens. Which sounds a lot dumber now. |GammaSquad|
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt: “Waah, why do I get so much attention?!?!? Hey everybody, I put rhinestones on my pussy!” |WarmingGlow|

“How to Make a Michael Cera Movie.”  Consider this your counter point to the great Youth in Revolt review I’ll be posting later today. [via HollywoodElsewhere]

  • Le sigh.  A-Team has a comic book now too.  |ComicsAlliance|
  • Conan O’Brien’s ratings are up.  If all the people making a fuss about him now actually watched his show, there probably wouldn’t be this mess. |InsideTV|
  • Ta dah!  David Copperfield’s rape charge disappears. |Fark|
  • Some dude gets a guy on Craigslist to rape his ex-girlfriend as revenge.  This is the most brilliantly diabolical plan I’ve ever heard.  |LATimes|
  • Guy gets glasses tattooed on his face.  He looks so much more intelligent now, don’t you think? |HolyTaco|
  • Sessler’s Soapbox: 3D is unnecessary in video games, and likely to hurt the quality of games being made.  Sounds familiar. |G4|
  • Jurassic Park IV to be the first movie of a new trilogy of films I won’t see. |ScreenJunkies|

And finally, I thought this video of a guy doing the stanky leg dance all over Iceland was mildly amusing.

Thanks to this guy for the tip.