War Machine, who’ll be played by Don Cheadle, promises to get ample screen time in Iron Man 2, which opens in May. But Anthony Le here didn’t need to wait for the movie to come out before he built his own War Machine costume and made the bitches swoon. It’s funny, the line “kiss my helmet” never used to work for me. But then, mine was mandated by the doctor to correct my misshapen skull as I grew. Ah, high school. Anyway, you can check out the specs over at the Superherohype forums
It should be noted that Le claims he still needs to add additional hardware like “replusor gauntlets” before it’s complete. That’s right, it’s not even finished yet and he’s already an unstoppable chick magnet. So if you want to keep your girlfriend, you’d be wise to steer clear of the Talbot’s in Denver. “Hello, police? There’s a guy in a metal suit on a rampage. Yeah, come quick, I’m pinned down behind the floral scarves.”
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And I thought my stamp-collecting hobby was engrossing/time-consuming/expensive as hell.
Side note: the crackwhore in the first pic wants me. Bad.
she wants to polish then kiss your helmet, Al…
War Machine, meet Whore Machine.
An Asian in a War Machine costume outfitted with a massive gun. Not the least bit overcompensatory.
The Chinese made costume, just pushes the panties to the side…
Oh, if I had a dollar for every time I’ve climbed up on top of a bar and placed my lips on some random dude’s head…
Guy’cha! Boy were these girls surprised when they found out he wasn’t black!
I only have two questions for this guy-
Is the spoiler retractable?
Does he have one of those big ass, coffee can style mufflers for when he
queefsfarts in the suit?First small pic: War Machine and Fore(head) Machine.
The massive gun is for when he has to drain the lizard after a few Coronas. Doesn’t want anyone sneaking a peek at his tiny johnson. He’s not black (or Cuban)…
There’s a chinese laundry/he didn’t want to be Iron Man joke out there, but I’m too lazy to think one up.
We ALL know what the Ancient Chinese Secret is…
Back in my day, super hero costumes didn’t so much melt panties as get my under hung from a flag pole. Fuck you society…
Wouldn’t “repulsor gauntlets” only serve to keep chicks away?
In my day, Super hero costumes were made of cheap plastic, came with a crappy mask that would cut the shit out of your tongue when you stuck it through the mouth hole, and most inexplicably, usually had name and picture of the superhero on the chest -instead of actually looking like the hero’s costume. Still got me laid, though.
Wtf Morton? How? Wait, were you actually supposed to wear pants with it as well?
Talbot’s really isn’t the ideal place to pick up girls.
Unless you wanna’ date somebody’s 50-something aunt.
War Machine go pee-pee in your Corona.
I’d be lying if I said I never dressed up like a super hero.
But it was Halloween and I was 10.
Ladies get confused when Asian War Machine tells them he’s actually a “Rove Machine”.
Do you think that armor is heavy?
He must have been a Sore Machine at the end of the day.
Hey Patty, me and my superman underwear would just like to say… “don’t judge me”.
That outfit is better than Match.com.
Lateral thrusters are for drifting.
Does Space Ghost count as a superhero?
Then I dressed up as a superhero last night.
@iris-
Pants? Did ET wear “pants”? Did the Care Bears wear “pants”? Did the Silver Surfer wear “pants”? To quote my granddaddy, “Pants are for dykes and communists. I didn’t take a bayonet in the breadbasket only to have to Gold Bond my balls just because society doesn’t want to see what made your mother.”
Superman underwear ain’t got shit on my homemade Jubilee costume, thank you very much.
Anthony Le learns the valuable lesson that no matter how many homemade War Machine costumes you have, they’ll never be able to shield you from ridicule quite like alcohol.
You’re not kidding Crappy.
Match.com paired me up with a battle of hand lotion and a Sears catalog.
Whore Machine would be a good name for a strip club.
War Machine only melts my panties by leaving them in the dryer too long.
Ironically, “Jubi Le” is what he calls his costume too…
If War Machine really were a chick magnet, maybe he could’ve saved his sister from drowning.
If he were a chick magnet, he’s be stuck to a VW New Beetle…
Yea, I agree. Pants hinder my ability to frolic also.
What are pants?
What a dog does when hot.
Now THAT’S a chink in the armor.
Other Chinese people get their last names by the sound that’s made when they hit him with a rock.
War Machine is afraid to fight without the armor because he’s yellow.
Clint Eastwood called this dude a zipperhead and shot him with his finger gun.
War Machine doesn’t need to pump lead into you to kill you. Mere exposure will do it.
Are the pants Under Armor?
Anthony Le is a carpenter’s best friend! He’s a real “Wall Machine”.
Pee-pee in his Corona. Bahahahahaha…
The real War Machine may not be able to melt panties, but it can fry chicken.
By the time he gets out of those robo-pants she will have OD’d.
Ronnie says: Don’t take off robo-pants.