This isn’t news and it certainly isn’t new (thank God, Bo Derek is 53 now), but it would be criminal not to share it with you (you’re welcome). Consider it a Forgotten Classics: Boner Edition. Anyway, it comes from 1981′s Tarzan, the Ape Man. You can see the awesome uncensored picture and mesmerizing NSFW gif animation here. It’s billed as “The most beautiful woman of our time in the most erotic adventure of all time,” and the first user review on IMDB says “Absolutely the worst Tarzan film ever made.” But the important thing is watching a chimp get to second base with Bo Derek. Is it wrong to be really turned on by this? I guess not, it’s not like he’s railing her from behind. …Though I’d probably be turned on by that too. The chimp could take her from behind and then throw poop at her. I think I saw Ron Jeremy do that one time.
[Thanks to Ufford/WarmingGlow for the tip]
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Um.
This just goes to show that chimps have taste. While one chimp angrily tears an ugly woman’s face off, another tenderly caresses Bo Derek’s tits. Nature isn’t that mysterious, it just hates uggos.
I dub thee “The Evolution Of Where The White Women At”.
So this is how AIDS got it’s start.
Eew.
This is just going to make me violate women in a gorrila suit.
How much Keefe is in this movie? Miles O Keefe.
How much monkey is in Bo Derek? A lot.
He was too scared to try to get to third base. What a ‘panzee.
So she went from starring alongside Dudley Moore in an iconic Oscar-nominated comedy…to this. A mere two years later.
Isn’t that just an average day for you, Pauly? Give or take a gorilla suit.
That chimp is like Iowa and Bo Derek is like G Tech’s mom.
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It made sense at the time!
Nobody wants to mention the epic cougarness that is Tommy Boy? OK, I’d still hit it.
Not just from Tommy Boy. I’m talkin right now.
pauly you just won COTW in my heart with that evolution joke
Pauly-He likes girls in gorilla suits, too!
Bex, you can use my SSN anytime!
Check out Playmate of the Apes. It’s wayyyyy funnier though the women look more like white trash than Bo Derek.
It’s so bad that they didn’t even get full gorilla suits for some of the guys, it’s just gloves and a mask tucked into flannel shirts and jeans. Great film making if you ask me
That chimp taught Ronald Reagan everything he knows.
Bo knows jungle fever.
Well this shit is dursted.
Anyway, I know there are a lot of Canucks hanging around aboot here, so I just wanted to say GO TEAM USA WJC Gold Medal!
I like the video where the chimp gets to third base, smells his finger and falls out of his tree.
I agree DH!!
AMERRRICCAAAAA! F* YEA!!!!!
Damn, I remember that scene, it ran under the closing credits. I remember watching it while messing with the UHF dial trying to unscramble HBO.
In related news, holy shit I’m old.
Apparently that’s the orangutan that played Clyde in Every Which Way but Loose. Guy worked with Clint Eastwood and then grabbed some Bo Derek boob. I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere but I don’t have it.
But here’s him wearing a suit. http://www.biography.com/animalographies/images/CJ-orangutan.jpg