
Friday Free for All is that time of the week when I share all the neato, hilar, and weird videos that people send me, regardless of their movie relatedness. Because it’s Friday, I’m coasting, f*ck off.
Sometimes I like to imagine myself trying to explain the Juggalo phenomenon to my grandfather, who once, when trying to understand my job asked, “So the internet… Now that’s on computers?”
So you see, grandpa, there’s this group called Insane Clown Posse, and they put on makeup and act like insane clowns and make rap music, and people really respond to that. They respond so much that they too put on insane clown make up and make videos in their basements in which they address “the hataz.” People dislike them because of their insane clown make up, you see, and rather than remove their make up in order to fit in, as some might deem logical, they refuse to keep things less real, and instead keep them as real as possible, by not only wearing insane clown make up, but by acting in a hostile manner. It’s all quite logical when you think about it.
Below, a Juggalo called “The Puppet Master 503″ responds to a number of haters, including “Mozart TV” and “JesusSatan07″. He advises them that contrary to previous missives, it is actually they who might be invited to fornicate themselves. Good show, young man.
And finally, as this clip demonstrates, it would appear that the other day’s Big Money Rustlas was actually NOT the Mad Clowns first foray in to the realm of celluloid. This one comes from Big Money Hustlas, and features work from such luminaries as Harland Williams, the white fellow from the Jerky Boys, and the late Dolemite. It is a compilation of six clips, including one entitled “Piss Clams.” How colorful.
Thanks to Eric and Gino for sending these.



Now you’re just doing it to piss me off, aren’t you Bonobo Chimp?
“Childhood obesity… Fuck you. Walking up the stairs… Fuck you. Running to catch the bus… Fuck you. Aw fuck, I’m hungry.”
Dammit Burnsy, can I just let you write the site today?
“Homo? Fag? Juggalos suck? I’ve heard that shit before. On a nicer note, the pot luck lunch will be moved to HatchetClown69′s house next week, and he reminds everyone that parking is limited, so try to car pool.”
“Make sure to sign up for the Psycho Writer’s Club, and also the Punk Bitchez Learn to Read Club.”
Erswi, when did u make this vid?
Watch eleven minutes worth of videos that would make Jesus weep tears of blood? Fuck you.
You know what’s worse than wigger clowns with shitty rap music?
Furry wigger clowns with shitty rap music.
Yep. There are juggalo furries. I saw it on ONTD.
Upon visiting the ICP wiki page, I learned that ICP is affiliated with a rapper known as Kung Fu Vampire.
It has always been my greatest fear that a group of crazed minstrels may one day join forces with a Nosferatu trained in the art of self-defense to sing hip-hop songs.
Unnecessary apostrophe in “Ninja’s”… someone’s been skipping their “Punk Bitchez Learn to Read Club” meetings.
True story: A couple of Juggalos work at the Arby’s down the road from where He lives. The Mighty Feklahr finds it a cosmic irony that they drive this shitty little Geo Metro with stickers all over it. -My Life Is Juggalo
Kung fu is the Dane Cook of martial arts.
Do all Juggalos get so winded from the act of talking?
Fuck Fek, I can’t remembe that shit. How long ago did your mom renovate the basement? It was clearly before she removed the wood paneling (and we had to relocate the bodies).
So is that an actual dude behind him or did he steal a robot from his Chuck E Cheese?
I can’t even remembe to use R-uhs when _equi_ed.
Insane Clown Possee? More like.. Insane Clown Pussies! AmIRight, fellas?!
I welcome the onslaught of swear word-laden video responses about how their army will do vulgar things to my orifices and then be called gay.
that was the worst Avatar costume tutorial ever.
I turn into a Juggalo when I take my bra off :(
I always wondered what happend to Parappa…
*turns on webcam*
Yo, it’s the Erswi420 and FekMeUpMyAss show, straight dope phat monosyllabic WORD out to the Juggalettes. Hope that rash clears up. Word out to our homey 69NomMyDick, you is wicked fucked up in the county shower, homes.
Got to give a special qovlpath to some hataz.
Yo, rooster, we fucked your ass so hard you loved it, fag. F-A-G-um-it. You like to get your forshak pushed. Up your ass! Don’t matter how much He and da Ers talk about gay sex, you are the one who likes it. QOVLPATH.
Yo, Trish. Youz a baktag. Your mutha has a smooth forehead and you consort with Romulans dat gots crabs and shit. QOVLPATH.
Chino, post pics to verify this statement.
you consort with Romulans dat gots crabs and shit.
That might be one of the most messed up thing I have ever written, ROFLKOTAL!
The Mighty Feklahr is waiting for “Les Claypool and the Insane Clown Possum!”
I can’t believe NBC is putting this on at 10pm. That’s some daytime shit right there yo.
Things that bandana is not covering include hickies and white teeth.
I would give my third testicle for it be revealed that Jay Leno is the secret underworld leader of the Juggalo Nation.
True story–guy in the bandana? JD Salinger.
Gee, do I watch eleven minutes of white trash wiggers in greasepaint, or Allison Brie eat ice cream in her underwear… WHY IZ MI LIEF SO HARRRRD?!?@1?!?@one?!@
@kyPe–share that link, player.
ky Pee, I can haz link for Allison Brie eat ice cream in her underwear?
Warmingglow.com ninjas!
When reached for comment, Jay-Z said “Jugga what? Jugga who?”
The ice cream in my underwear is more like cottage cheese.
You’re welcome.
Wow Chino. Just wow.
Chino, you might want to get that shit checked out… *vomits*
Chino, you put the “f’d” in “self deprecating”.
Also, my nickname in college was ‘Sam Breakstone’. Call me.
ICP became Big Money Hu$stla$ by buying generic brand sodas, using old phonebooks as toilet paper and various other thrifty ideas.
i got kicked outta my english class at private school for doin’ some juffalo ass shit. mainly, putting apostrophe’s where they werent needed.