(The part of Llama Worm will be played by Drama Llama)
I haven’t read Dune, the best-selling sci-fi novel, or seen the infamous, 1984 David Lynch flop based on it. I gather it involves giant worms from the future? Anyway, originally-slated director Peter Berg is off directing a movie about Battleships from space (no, really), so Paramount has hired Pierre Morel (Taken, District B-13, From Paris with Bazooka John).
- Paramount is currently looking for a new writer to incorporate Morel’s vision of the project into the original draft by Quantum of Solace scribe Josh Zetumer. Morel plans to make a very faithful adaptation of the 1965 book by Frank Herbert. [EW]
- Morel is a long-time fan who brought his well-worn copy of the novel with him to meetings at Paramount, sources said. [Variety via GammaSquad]
Yeah, so I don’t really know anything about this project. Is it anything like Tremors? That would be cool.
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Oh, SNAP! Dune parkour!
If Drama Llama gets a guest spot on Entourage he will never appear on this page again, agreed?
Tremors? That reminds Him of a funny (and true) story:
This guy He knows has been dating this girl with a really controlling mother. Anyway, he finally gets this girl back to his place, and she is on her knees blowing him while he is sitting on the bed.
Well, right next to her is a night stand with a phone, and it rings. As if by instinct, the girl picks it up, it is her mother. She is jacking this guy off in one hand while talking to her mom, “Oh, hi mom…yeah we had a nice dinner…oh, just watching this weird made for tv movie, a spinoff of Tremors or something…yeah, with the earthquakes and worms…ok, I will call later, bye!”
And that is how it went.
You cannot make a decent movie out of these books. Maybe a trilogy, or an epic miniseries, but not a single movie.
That is all.
I like fucking and talking on the phone, makes me last longer. I’d never talk to mom though, that’d be disrespectful, I just call Father Patrick and have a turgid discussion about catagorical imparatives.
DUUUURRRSSSST!!!
I always call my mom while fucking. I haven’t spoken to her in so long, I forgot what her voice sounds like. :(
I always call Chino’s mom while fucking, too.
I always fuck my mom while calling. Yes, sometimes people throw me weird looks on the street.
Yeah, Jack! She asked me to talk to you about that. She enjoys up until the end when you start crying.
Hey, that only happened once!
The crying, I mean. The sex happens all the time.
Is Tremors anything like Michael J. Fox? That would be cool.
Why don’t you call your own….oh wait, sorry.
Oz up!
…damn noMo…damn…