Friday Free for All is that time of the week when I post videos I enjoy without having to pretend they’re somehow movie related. Hooray, let’s laugh together and hold hands!
Ufford from WarmingGlow sent me this video earlier, and I was going to wait until the afternoon to post it like I usually do with Friday Free for All videos, but my self-restraint goes out the window in the face of dogs dressed like humans. Yeah, so some people dressed up their poodle and trained forced it to head bob along to the instant classic, General Larry Platt’s “Pants on the Ground.“ The original was one veteran civil rights activist’s scathing indictment of hip hop culture, clothing, and jewelry. The remix video you can tell was done by white people because the closest they could come to that was cargo shorts, a beige gift-shop hat, and a necklace from Tiffany’s. Oh, and also because it’s a poodle. Ha, white people.


A black poodle would have bitten his owners for pulling this shit.
I still stand by my decision to never, EVER watch one single second of American
IdolIdiot.In other “white people don’t get it” news, a Denver school district originally planned on serving for today’s lunch: “Southern Fried Chicken and Collard Greens. In honor of ML King.” I don’t know why it was supposed to be for today and not Monday.
/serious
What will Seltzer/Friedberg think of next? Genius.
That’s a Moodle.
Nope, that’s a Wiggle.
* waiting for you to get it *
Of course his pants are on the ground. How else do you expect him to fuck doggystyle?
That dog looks like a member of Bone Thugs N Harmony.
That dogs street name is 9-Nip.
My sister was bit by a pøødle once.
“Haha. Black people. Doesn’t that beat all? Honey, get the dog.”
Fo’ shizzle my poonizle ? The coloreds lost me at Bill Cosby.
That’s the best Channing Tatum impression I’ve ever seen.