Yahoo just released a bunch of new pictures from Dear John, and I’m finding myself slightly obsessed with this film. Look at how earnest and wholesome it is! It’s like a Kirk Cameron film without the conflict and threats of eternal damnation! It’s like a Tyler Perry film without the strugglin ta make ends meet and cross dressing (and scary minorities)! When this plays, they should hand out magic underwear in the lobby. Or let families watch it from the comfort of their minivan. Haha, let’s all go out for ice cream!
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I had to write a Dear John letter to one of my customers who refused to pay for services rendered.
Is Judd Hirsch starring in this?
That girl is attractive in a “Wow, that girl is almost hideous” kind of way.
I’m more obsessed with the guy in the background of DearJohn7. Is that a cup? What’s in it? Is it Kool-Aid? I bet it is. Maybe Hi-C. Ecto-Cooler was my favorite, but probably because I liked Ghostbusters so much. I bet it tasted awful.
This movie is a slap in the face to the illiterate.
Seriously, if her eyes were any further apart, she’d be part Buscemi.
She does look a bit pre-natal.
vincent, don’t think i didn’t notice that you said, “struggle TA make ends meet”
its that way you make jokes with such subtlety keeps me coming back here… i just want to say I appreciate that TA
Dear John,
As I sit here and marvel at how God designed bananas specifically to fit in the human hand and laugh at the people who think that giraffes could have been accidentally formed without their heads exploding, I hope that you’re doing well in Jesus’ graces while killing the heathen wretches that will soon fill the deepest depths of hell. Keep up God’s work (that’s our code for killing brown people, remember? tee-hee).
Yours truly (after marriage),
Kate
Haha! Jack! is as old as I am and remembers Dear John.
KIRK!
Seriously, if her eyes were any further apart, she’d be part Buscemi.
I know, right?
During the beach scenes, the director kept yelling cut when he assumed a hammerhead shark had washed into the shot.
Amanda Seyfried naked anal full frontal strap on lesbian sex pics with Megan Fox!!
Just trying to help out Vinksters.
When I had to replace my dyslexic riding lawn mower, I wrote it a Deere John letter.
Sadly, I remember almost everything that I’ve ever seen on TV. Do you remember Spencer, a 1984 sitcom starring Chad Lowe?
I wish I could forget it.
When Maury Povich reads something that says “You Are NOT The Father” it is called a DeShawn Letter.
I once masturbated to “Bambi.” That’s as close to a Deer John as I got.
A Dear John letter is what hookers make clients sign before sex, right?
NO!?!
Then what the fuck did I sign?
This movie will be rated PB2… you must be AT LEAST 2 shades lighter than a paper-bag to see it
Thanks, Crap. Already top of the second page on Google! AMANDA SEYFRIED NIPSLIP UPSKIRT TOPLESS LESBIAN KISS PICS VAGINA! Topless.
GET A FUCKING AVATAR, THEEND!
Rumors are that as soon as Channing Tatum was cast, it began raining on Ryan Gosling’s house.
My monitor looks like a fish tank with a Bubble Eye Goldfish swimming in it.
i know this is an old post and everything but i love this chick she’s my new Kiera Knightley
I’d just like to point out that for once I take my job super seriously and stop farting around on the internet for a few hours, and I miss a Channing Tatum post.