The Runaways biopic stars almost-jailbait Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett and definitely jailbait Dakota Fanning as Cherie Currie, and they just released a new poster. It may be a literal interpretation of The Runaways hit “Cherry Bomb”, but it’s also a poster for a movie starring a 15-year-old girl… which features a dripping wet cherry. It works on so many levels, and most of them will get you arrested. Ch-ch-ch-ch-Chris Han-sen.
New clip below, and be sure to check out what I just made.
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you Sir, are an Artiste!!
*takes a seat over there*
Is that Throwback Mountain Dew?
SYNERGY!
Forks, Washington is now the second wettest place in America. #1 is Kristen’s chooch.
Shouldn’t the cherry on the poster be busted? To represent the bomb having gone off, and also the middle school kickball field.
I’m throwing this movie into the can at lunch and blowing up the bathrooms.
Nixon= Watergate | Polanski=Subdued Wet Cherry?
They were going to put Djimon Hounsou on the poster, but ‘Blackmail’ isn’t nearly as famous a song as ‘Cherry Bomb’.
So what happens when you toss a cherry bomb into a pussytube?
Make that a flipbook right the hell now.
After this, I will never listen to that Soul Asylum song ‘Runaway Train’ the same way again…
Especially the part where he sings “I’m in too deep, there’s no way out”.
I don’t get it, now, if that cherry was sitting at the mouth of a train tunnel and there was a steam locamotive bearing down on it spewing a big cloud of steam…
I’m bringing a date to this movie. Her name is Tube Sock.
Tube Sock? Must be black.
I’m still fine about that Conan the Barbarian thing.
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fff…ffff….ffffffuuuuu…..ffffuuuuuuu…..FFFFFFUUUUUUU
how do you know if your girlfriends too young?
you have to make airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!
Is it wrong that this strip Vinny puts together makes me hard for Rex Ryan?
Rex Ryan needs ‘em to have big asses so he has somewhere to rest his gut during doggystyle.
<— This poster hasn't had a cherry for a loooong time.
<—- This poster hasn't had a cherry for a loooong time.
That movie clip looks like one of the parties my mom used to throw in our basement
I can tie this poster in a knot with my tongue.
This movie looks so bad that Joan Jett is turning straight