Ha, Mexican dog hates thee snow, ése.  I feel like this could be a Cheech & Chong song. About how Mexican chihuahuas, don’t like walking on snow, but they have to, so they do it… on their front legs.  |ohhaveyouseenthis|

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

  • Inner monologue of a guy attending the AVN Awards. See also: the essay “Big Red Son” by David Foster Wallace.|HolyTaco|
  • French new wave filmmaker Eric Rohmer dead at 89.  He wasn’t as famous as Godard or Truffaut, but that’s no reason not to say nice things about him.  |ThePlaylist|
  • Mymag promises to give a chilling glimpse inside the mind of Brett Ratner.  Make sure you ask for immunity from child pornography prosecution first.  |ScreenJunkies|
  • Meet Roxxy, the world’s first sex robot.  The designer said he came up with the idea after 9/11.  No, really.  So have fun with your pretend 72 virgins, terrorists, we’ve got mothereffing robot F-toys down here.  USA! USA! |FListed|
  • Attack of the Show talks Daybreakers with Ethan Hawke. |G4|
  • Food fights in movies. |InsideMovies|
  • Ghost Rider 2 is happening, of course. |GammaSquad|
  • Watch Biggie and Tupac for free. |Pajiba|
  • The strip club goes nuts on Star Wars theme night. |ToplessRobot|