“How to wrap a cat for Christmas.” Merry Catmas.
DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS
- See? I told you Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter looked like Madonna. |via Thatissogay|
- This news team video is like the real-life Anchorman. |WarmingGlow|
- The year in Fail. Aka people falling down. |CollegeHumor via WithLeather|
- Here’s a Walrus fellating himself. Know what this reminds me of? You guessed it, your mom. |HolyTaco|
- The Cliff’s Notes version of Lost. Hey, who’s Cliff? Why the f*ck doesn’t he ever read anything? |ScreenJunkies|
- Here’s George Lucas on The Daily Show claiming children like Jar Jar Binks. His bullfrog neck is looking more deflated than usual, I wonder if he’s okay. |GammaSquad|
- The year in 120 seconds. |Urlesque|
- Here’s that Avatar parody thing Olivia Munn and Eva Amurri were making. OLIVIA MUNN NAKED AND TOPLESS sadly doesn’t make an appearance. UPSKIRT NIPSLIPS GOOGLE. |G4|
- The 10 best netflix gems of 2009. |Pajiba|
- Mike Tyson chases down a paparazzo at LAX. Said paparazzo, “He effed me until I loved him.” Maybe. |Guyism|
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OK, this is officially weird. Vinky puts a post up right when I’m asking if anyone’s still alive?
Hello?
I knew that vagina looked familiar…
So through the Trannysitive propery, Madonna also looks like Keith Richards.
If I could “goo goo gajoob” myself, I’d never leave my aquarium either.
Wish I had gotten some kitty for christmas… :(
DH is using big words, get the torches and pitch forks! It’s a witch!
What are you talking about? Cliff reads everything!
The Trannysitive Property is a lot like the Transientsitive Property, except the second one can basically be boiled down to “all hobos smell the same”.
Wow, I misspelled “mung” as “munn” in my Google search and ended up here!!!
The real question Fek is why… you know what, I don’t want to know.
True Lost fans don’t need Cliff’s Notes. They watch every single episode multiple times. And then write their senior thesis on it.
/huge nerd
My google search for “Madonny Depp” brought me here.
And, let’s be honest here: Madonna is way scarier than a meth addict.
My señor thesis was about why Mexican water gives you diarrhea.
Should’ve gone with El Tigre Chino.
I wish I could have written my senior thesis about my favorite TV show.
Of course, Dog the Bounty Hunter wasn’t on back then.
I FUCKING LOVE TANGENTS!
Don’t ever make me think that Madonna is Johnny Depp ever again. (scrubs self with brillo pad until bleeding)
“He effed me until I loved him.”
It’s funny because he rapes people. Allegedly.
Ted are we talking about Tyson or Lucas?
I’d probably feel less gay fucking Johnny Depp than Madonna… she’s like the crypt keeper with a fully functioning penis