DAILY CIRCLE J GETS AVATARDED
01.06.10This is a redub of the Avatar trailer called Avatard. It’s… exactly what it sounds like. More importantly, it confirms that I’ll pretty much laugh at anything that involves a fake retard voice. Even my mother’s eulogy. Quick, someone write this down under “future plans for cheering Vince up.” |via Buzzfeed|
DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS
- A support group for N00bs who’ve gotten Pwn’d. |CollegeHumor|
- Sweet Jesus, Bear Grylls really is giving himself a bird poop enema. Isn’t that a little… redundant? That guy is a psychotic masochists. I bet he drinks his own urine at dinner parties. |WarmingGlow|
- Here’s a Grindhouse-style trailer for Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax. |GammaSquad|
- I still haven’t watched this dude’s 70-minute Episode I review because… well because it’s a 70-minute Episode I review. Nonetheless, Heeb Magazine found the guy and interviewed the ever loving beejesus out of him. Wait, no, Jews don’t believe in beejesus. |Heeb|
- William Shatner explains why Captain Kirk wants to climb a mountain. |ScreenJunkies|
- Paul F. Tompkins and Mad Men’s Rich Sommer explore the possibilities of a zombie apocalypse. In related news, I have an idea for a porno called Zombie F*ckpocalypse. Zombie F*cktacolips? …Nah, too far. |Atom|
- This is what happens when you let hobos on airplanes. I blame Obama. |HolyTaco|
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it confirms that I’ll pretty much laugh at anything that involves a fake retard voice. Even my mother’s eulogy.
Well, this thread isn’t going to go well for me. I might as well go to bed.
Hobos can’t fly on airplanes! Their bindles don’t fit in the overhead compartment.
Also filed under “future plans for cheering Vince up”
Buy him a scarf and play a ukulele lullaby
“aggressive” hugs
Uwe Boll movie marathon
Matching puppy tattoos.
Happens everytime…I just get done washing my car, and Bear Grylls comes along and shits on it.
NoMo, Megan Fox has the same problem when washing Michael Bay’s car
Does Bear shit in the woods? I don’t know, but he does take a shit on a raft in the middle of the Pacific.
Bear should bottle that shit and call it Avian.
The last plane this hobo was on an airplane was when my F-105 was strafing the locals at Khe Sanh. Spare some trail mix?
I just realized that Jim Carrey’s legacy will be teaching the world the proper word for bat excrement.
The Mighty Hawkeyes won. No need to cheer Him up.
And it’s obviously too early for me to properly construct a Vietnam hobo joke.
Hobos can’t board a plane because they can’t jump high enough.
Homo hobos do live in planes however, because they won’t be caught dead in a box.
Anybody else try to tag that family photo? I need some coffee.
The Phantom Menace review is epic. It was one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched and spot on in how ego manical Lucas has become. Also, he did one for every god awful Star Trek Next Generation film. The guy rules. He needs to kill Harry Knowles and take over AICN. There would be less bullshit.
Airplane hobos never stop asking the flight attendants for unmarked cans of beans.
All this hobo talk and nobody’s mentioned John Hodgman?
Hobos only fly on freight planes.
Sir, we’re ready for your downlink to your avatard. Try to relax and clear your head.
Wait, don’t you mean uplink?
No. No we don’t.
I sure hope that shopping cart is a carry-on.
Hobos on a plane is a breach of Homelessland Security.
BLUE KITTYYYYY!!! – Avatard
Hobos don’t care where the emergency exits are. Where’s the caboose?
If they don’t allow cell phone use, how in the hell am I supposed to pretend to be busy when Airplane hobo gives me that baleful look of cautious expectation?
I’ve had it with these mother fucking hobos on this mother fucking plane!
Have you seen my yarnball? -Avatard
It’s gonna be a bummer getting stuck in line as the TSA screener checks all 14 pairs of the hobo’s underwear.
Dude, don’t give those to him. You know Airplane hobo’s just gonna use those drink coupons for booze.
Avatards are always eating their dreadlock beads.
Airplane hobos will do anything for a dollar. Do you have any idea how hard it is to wash windshields with a crumpled newspaper at 36,000 feet?
Hobos fly no-business class.
Even Airplane Hobos think it’s fuckin ridiculous that all you get is half a soda and a bag of peanuts on a 6 hour flight from Atlanta to Seattle.
Airplane Hobo thinks it’s ridiculous that they cut you off after 7 complimentary blankets.
Airplane Hobo thinks that it’s impossible to do anything in this tiny little bathroom but hey, he’s slept in worse.
Have you ever seen a grown hobo naked?
Aiplane Hobo is serious. And don’t call him surly.
Airplane Hobo = Michelle Rodriguez. Oh wait…I mean airplane bimbo.
And it all comes together, the circle of tard.