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This was an extended week of commenting (I included the half week before New Year’s in this one) and not surprisingly there was an extended amount of cleverness.  As always, the way this works is, you nominate for next week’s CotW by pasting a funny comment in the comments section of this post below.  If you need help finding it, just bookmark it and/or consult the Comments of the Week link in the sidebar.  Aaaaanyway, first funny comment:

[from Clint Howard tattoo] Chino Moreno says: I have a Terrence Howard tattoo. I have to clean it constantly with baby wipes or it gets all irritated.

Now that’s an obscure reference.  But Terrence Howard is right, you know, baby wipes rock.  And I don’t care if they’re not made from recycled paper.  I like to be green, but so help me I will wipe my ass with spotted owl clits if it means not having to walk around with an itchy butt hole all day.  …Moving right along…

We had a nice peanut gallery thing going on in the She’s Out of His League trailer post:

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says: Last year, I was trying to bang a girl who was out of my league.  She was still playing tee ball.

Jacktion! says: The last chick I tried to bang was in a league of her own. Rosie O’Donnell.

UpstateUnderdog says: Jay Baruchel is the poor mans Jason Biggs.

Chareth Cutestory says:  Jay Baruchel is what you get when you cross Justin Long with hemophilia.

From Tim Allen is a Tree:

Donkey Hodey says: Douglas Furr’s stoner neighbor is named Matthew Mahogany.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says: With all the deep-rooted Daddy issues, this would be the perfect movie to take a stripper on a date to see.

From a Chimp Suckles Bo Derek’s Breast, Gives Vince a Boner:

Chino Moreno says: He was too scared to try to get to third base. What a ‘panzee.

ChinoMoreno says: I like the video where the chimp gets to third base, smells his finger and falls out of his tree. [Editor's Note: It's official, Chino is brilliant.]

From Anthony Le Shows Off His Home-Made War Machine Costume, Pulls Mad Bitches:

Pauly Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says: Now THAT’S a chink in the armor. [Maybe not as brilliant as Chino's, but talk about hitting a hanging curve out of the park.]

ZeroCharisma says: Lateral thrusters are for drifting.

Not sure what the hell this had to do with anything, but I liked it.

Wayne Jetski says: I have stink lines stitched into all my boxers.

In Captain America Shoots in June, I made both a Brett Ratner joke and a jäger bombs joke.  Leave it to Pauly manages to nail both of them in his follow-up.

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:
  I’m the Jägrnaut , bitch!

And finally, though there was some true excellence in commenting this week, especially from Pauly and Chino, I had to go with Mexico’s number one FilmDrunkard (or FilmDrunk’s number one Mexican) Watanabex for the win.  From James Cameron says Avatar was about Video Games:

Watanabex says:  When I let my cousins use my Social Security Number to work in the US I call them my avatars.

Genius.