ChanningTatumStripper-PD(Sure, Party Dog goes to male strip clubs. It’s a great place to meet horny bitches.)

Channing Tatum was recently off promoting his latest movie, Mumbles the Wigger, when the interviewer asked him about Channing-Tatum-leather

“It’s absolutely true,” Tatum, now 29, laughs. “I did it for almost a year. I’ve lived a crazy life, for sure.
“It seemed like a fun thing to do at the time and I got out unscathed. It’s nothing I’m ashamed of and I’m not proud of it either. I wanted to talk about it in the beginning of my career but my publicist wouldn’t let me.”
Tatum says he has so much material that could be used as background, he plans to make a film about a male stripper.
“I’ve already got the director picked out. I’d like Nicolas Refn, who did the movie Bronson, to do it because he’s insane for it,” he says.
“It needs to be a crazy film and I think it’s also possible to do a cute, romantic movie.”  [SydneyMorningHerald]

In all seriousness, that sounds like a way better idea than anything he’s been in so far.  I like the semi-autobiographical angle, like Funny People with guys swinging their wieners around or whatever male strippers do. Imagine the drama when the aging veteran top-dog male stripper becomes threatened by the brash newcomer with all the slick moves.  “You’re not fit to wash my cock pouch!” I imagine him yelling.  But then maybe later they find out that they’re not so different after all.