Avatar has become the second-highest grossing movie of all time, earning $1,135,383,229 worldwide in just 20 days, knocking Lord of the Rings: Return of the King down to number three. Number one of all time of course belongs to Titanic ($1,842,879,955), another James Cameron-directed film. If you’re keeping score at home, James Cameron, who once said that Titanic was about F-you money, now has F you money, S my D money, lick my Bs money, come on your Ts money, take a steaming S in your C money, and money that he lights on fire to keep his other money warm money.
See, kids? This is what happens when you’re not afraid to go out there and really live your dream, and jump on the Leonopteryx. Said the Avatar forums:
My classmate tried to say Lucas was better, and i asked him “can you speak ewok, cuz i can learn Na’vi”
I just rolled my 12-sided die and drew the corresponding Magic the Gathering card, and the card said “that’s a burn.”
I want more like this!
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