Avatar has become the second-highest grossing movie of all time, earning $1,135,383,229 worldwide in just 20 days, knocking Lord of the Rings: Return of the King down to number three. Number one of all time of course belongs to Titanic ($1,842,879,955), another James Cameron-directed film. If you’re keeping score at home, James Cameron, who once said that Titanic was about F-you money, now has F you money, S my D money, lick my Bs money, come on your Ts money, take a steaming S in your C money, and money that he lights on fire to keep his other money warm money.
See, kids? This is what happens when you’re not afraid to go out there and really live your dream, and jump on the Leonopteryx. Said the Avatar forums:
My classmate tried to say Lucas was better, and i asked him “can you speak ewok, cuz i can learn Na’vi”
I just rolled my 12-sided die and drew the corresponding Magic the Gathering card, and the card said “that’s a burn.”
[via ComingSoon, DeadlineHollywood]
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I hate people.
“My classmate tried to say Lucas was better, and i asked him “can you speak ewok, cuz i can learn Na’vi”
Nope, but I can sure pay a midget to dress like an ewok and tickle my death stars till my leonopteryx lets loose on her Na’vi
I’d buy that for a dollar…
1,135,383,229 times.
To learn Na’vi all you have to do is drink a couple of bottles of whiskey and paint yourself blue. It’s fun.
I hope this article is written on papyrus in papyrus.
I’d like to point out that *dismissive wanking motion*
My classmate tried to say Lucas was better, and i asked him “can you speak ewok, cuz i can learn Na’vi”
…right before a football player kicked us in the kidneys until we pissed blood.
If I drink a couple a bottles of whiskey, I talk Na’avajo.
“F you money” is what the armada has begun to demand :(
I really don’t know who to hate more, the kid defending Lucas or the kid learning furry-porn language. This almost makes the people that learned the elf language from lord of the rings look respectable. Or those that learned Klingon for that matter.
*Runs away from Fek wielding the Klingon slap-chop.
Seriously though, this is the gross. I bet the net is more like a few mil.
I speak Na’vi when I taste really good cocaine.
Say what you will about Avatar, but at least it won’t result in a god-damn Celine Dion song being my “class song” my “prom song” and yearbook theme in high school.
Every night in my dreams, I hear you indeed.
If Jay Leno gets the Tonight Show back, then the Twihards have truly won.
Damn Salt, that sucks for you.
BTK, what’s your blogspot address again?
<<— very happily didn't go to school with tonSal
Oh cool, my comments are disappearing again.
*looks at other dolphins caught in net, shrugs*
I guess that means the director of ‘Babe’ belongs in a who’s better discussion, because I’m already fluent in pig latin.
What’s worse is that movie came out in 1997 and I didn’t graduate until 2000.
MY EXQUISITE HATRED
I’d settle for A2M F TT A H V RT P and E to your M money.
[James Cameron touches turd. Turd turns into pile of gold coins]
I also graduated in 2000 tonSalt, but our class song and prom song was “Back That Azz Up” by Juvenile.
In the Milwaukee suburbs, Pauly, Celine Dion being French Canadian makes her a scary minority.
You mean to tell me there’s such thing as ‘S my D’ money??? And all this time I’ve been doing it for free…
Yup noMo, $5, same as in town.
Shhhhhh…. Chino. It’s a joke. They’re just being funny.
You can finish (me) now.
I happy for James. Now he has enough money to go fuck around at the bottom of the ocean for a few more years.
In a totally post related note, I’d love for James to spend some of his money to buy me a bag of Skittles that actually has some fucking red ones in it.
My entire life has been a quest for “funnelchair” money.
For New Years my diet consisted of chili, beans, beer, and five pounds of Metamucil. Now THAT was a #2 of all time.
Now Cameron has bukakke money – or as the Na’vi call it: blue-kakke. I hope someday I can get him to sign my Piranha 2 poster.
I’m not gonna’ say that Lucas is a great director. ‘Cause he’s not.
But, I will fight anyone who prefers Avatar to the original Star Wars trilogy.
I saw Avatar in 3-D. Afterwards, I came home and threw up in my toilet while sharting myself.
This is not a joke.