ANDY SAMBERG AS NIC CAGE
01.11.10Warming Glow is the TV blog around these parts, so you can see Ufford for the full SNL recap, but I couldn’t resist posting this clip of Andy Samberg as Nic Cage. Andy Samberg is the best SNL cast member by miles (Jason Sudeikis is underrated) and there are about a million different ways you could go with a Nic Cage bit — he’s broke, he steals chihuahuas, he’s a furrie, he punches women, he’s buyin’ snake venom and seein’ invisible iguanas, he’s doing a Nazi initiation with Werner Herzog… these are just ideas, but call me any time, NBC, I’m always home. Point being, there’s a wealth of timely material, but they go with the most obvious angle, the Nic-Cage-is-just-like-his-National-Treasure-character angle. Obvious or not, Samberg knocks it out of the park, because Nic Cage is a comedian’s dream. And a caricaturist’s nightmare.
I know this is only tangentially related, but it’s a good story: I was talking to a friend of mine who told me that the last time he was at the Fresno Fair, he and his wife were having a contest to see who could see the most depressing thing (the perfect game for any carnival, state fair, or tractor pull). At some point, he saw a group of retarded people who were clearly on a group outing. One of them, an extremely goofy-looking kid with Down Syndrome, was sitting in front of the caricaturist’s booth. My friend said he saw this from about 50 feet away facing the kid and couldn’t contain his curiosity, immediately sprinting full speed in a wide circle around the booth to get to an angle where he could see what this poor bastard commissioned to do a funny-but-not-insulting portrait of a funny-looking retarded person had drawn. I imagine the scenario is straight out of the caricaturist school final exam; the caricaturist Kobayashi-Maru, if you will. Pop quiz, Hotshot: a man in an eyepatch whose tongue hangs out of his mouth because of a rare birth defect sits down for a portrait. What. Do you. Do?
[Sorry for the Hulu vid, non-U.S. types. If I could find another version I'd post it. Have you tried a proxy IP address?]


I love Charles Barkley, but that was one of the worst performances by a host I’ve ever seen. That said, the convict skit with Keenan Thompson was pure, unadulterated comedy bliss.
wait, wait, wait… Are you selling Penis Mightiers?
SNL is still on?
Was anyone else hoping that Vince’s story ended with his friend spotting Nic Cage punching women on a Tilt-A-Whirl?
Though I suppose that wouldn’t be “depressing.” It’d be a manifestation of unmitigated glory.
SNL is terrible, and now-a-days, couldn’t you just get the real Nic Cage?
Check out the fat girl pity laugh at around 58 seconds. Sums up SNL unfortunately.
If I was the caricaturist I would’ve just drawn a generic stick figure because, let’s be serious, it’s not like retards can tell what they’re looking at, right?
*already booked ticket to Hell
I guess it’s all about where you’re sitting in the stadium. Looked like a whiff to me.
Your friend doesn’t have a camera phone? Do you have any idea what a camera phone picture of a county fair caricaturist’s drawing of a retard is worth on the internet?!
Daniel Tosh weeps.
My theory on Nic Cage is sweatpants. I have never personally ever purchased a pair of sweats, in all my years. When I was young, of course my parents provided the sweats. But I’ve never seeked out a pair. Now that I’m older, still never ever bought any, some were gifts, and others I have no idea where I got them. Never really needed any. Yet still, I somehow end up with multiple pair of sweatpants. Much like Nic Cage. Never cared, but somehow I still get a drawer full of varying kinds of Nic Cage but they all seem to have a hole in the ass or crotch area. Who the hell got me all of these? I’d feel more comfortable in toe socks.
Aw, come on. The skit above wasn’t that bad. The dagger is a relic from the tomb of Abraham Lincoln’s dog? That’s gold.
It has a Hammond-esque, “We need 1 minute of Weekend Update filler, somebody try out a new impression” feel to it. It’s not terrible, but you can’t drop a M&M in a bowl of rabbit turds and expect the flavor to hold up.
What. Do you. Do?
This: http://tinyurl.com/y8gvpyk
Proxy IP address? Vinky, not all of us are sitting at home in our spiderman underoos with time to mess around with this stuff…
I just want to thank Hulu for sparing me this crap. Charles Rocket’s corpse looks more like Cage than this young man.
Take that Canada.
If I was that caricaturist, I’d just draw an oval to represent the face, then put a big blob of hair on top, then smear the lead all over the page. Then when his parents got back, I’d tell them that their kid ruined the picture and that I’d draw another one if their child hadn’t eaten my pencil.
You fucking draw the hostage.
That was the best Keanu Reeves impression that I’ve ever seen! Kudos to you, Mr. Sandler.
He kinda sounded like Bill Paxton.
Considering all the caricature portraits I’ve seen, I bet the “artist” drew the retard as a normal-looking man.