
FULL LIST OF WINNERS BELOW.
The People’s Choice Awards happened last night, and an eagle really stole the Blackberry when Sandra Bullock took home Favorite Movie Actress and The Proposal was declared best comedy. Inglourious Basterds won “Favorite Independent Movie” because watching it made the voters feel all artsy. Miley Cyrus took home “Breakout Movie Actress” which makes having a Kids Choice Awards seem kind of redundant, now doesn’t it. In other news, tough luck, Rascal Flatts. ;-(
(fart sounds added)
Favorite MOVIE ACTOR [*fart sound*]
- Johnny Depp
- Brad Pitt
- Hugh Jackman
- Robert Pattinson
- Ryan Reynolds
Favorite MOVIE ACTRESS [*fart sound*]
- Sandra Bullock
- Anne Hathaway
- Drew Barrymore
- Jennifer Aniston
- Kristen Stewart
Favorite ACTION STAR [*fart sound*]
- Hugh Jackman
- Christian Bale
- Gerard Butler
- Shia LaBeouf
- Vin Diesel
Favorite COMEDIC STAR [*fart sound*]
- Jim Carrey
- Adam Sandler
- Ben Stiller
- Ryan Reynolds
- Vince Vaughn
Favorite BREAKOUT MOVIE ACTRESS [*fart sound*]
- Miley Cyrus
- Anna Kendrick
- Emily Osment
- Ginnifer Goodwin
- Zoe Saldana
Favorite BREAKOUT MOVIE ACTOR [*fart sound*]
- Taylor Lautner
- Chris Pine
- Joseph Gordon-Levitt
- Sam Worthington
- Zachary Quinto
Favorite ON-SCREEN TEAM [*fart sound*]
- The Twilight Saga
- Harry Potter and
the Half-Blood Prince- The Proposal
- Transformers:
Revenge of the Fallen- X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Favorite INDEPENDENT MOVIE [*fart sound*]
- Inglourious Basterds
- (500) Days of Summer
- District 9
- Paranormal Activity
- Tyler Perry’s
Madea Goes To JailFavorite COMEDY MOVIE [*fart sound*]
- The Proposal
- 17 Again
- Bride Wars
- The Hangover
- He’s Just
Not That Into YouFavorite MOVIE [*fart sound*]
- Twilight
- The Hangover
- Harry Potter and
the Half-Blood Prince- The Proposal
- Star Trek
Favorite TV DRAMA [*fart sound*]
- House
- CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
- Grey’s Anatomy
- Lost
- NCIS
Favorite TV COMEDY [*fart sound*]
- The Big Bang Theory
- Desperate Housewives
- How I Met Your Mother
- The Office
- Two and a Half Men
Favorite TV DRAMA ACTOR [*fart sound*]
- Hugh Laurie
- Kiefer Sutherland
- Mark Harmon
- Matthew Fox
- Patrick Dempsey
Favorite TV DRAMA ACTRESS [*fart sound*]
- Katherine Heigl
- Anna Paquin
- Blake Lively
- Jennifer Love Hewitt
- Mariska Hargitay
Favorite TV COMEDY ACTOR [*fart sound*]
- Steve Carell
- Alec Baldwin
- Charlie Sheen
- Jim Parsons
- Neil Patrick Harris
Favorite TV COMEDY ACTRESS [*fart sound*]
- Alyson Hannigan
- America Ferrera
- Amy Poehler
- Eva Longoria Parker
- Tina Fey
Favorite TV OBSESSION [*fart sound*]
- True Blood
- Dexter
- Gossip Girl
- The Hills
- The Secret Life of the American Teenager
Favorite COMPETITION SHOW [*fart sound*]
- American Idol
- Dancing with the Stars
- Project Runway
- So You
Think You Can Dance- Survivor: Samoa
T.I.
Favorite MALE ARTIST [*fart sound*]
- Keith Urban
- Eminem
- Jason Mraz
- John Mayer
- Tim McGraw
Favorite FEMALE ARTIST [*fart sound*]
- Taylor Swift
- Beyonce
- Britney Spears
- Carrie Underwood
- P!NK
Favorite COUNTRY ARTIST [*fart sound*]
- Carrie Underwood
- Brad Paisley
- Keith Urban
- Rascal Flatts
- Taylor Swift
Favorite BREAKOUT MUSIC ARTIST [*fart sound*]
- Lady Gaga
- Adam Lambert
- Demi Lovato
- Kris Allen
- Susan Boyle
Favorite ROCK BAND [*fart sound*]
- Paramore
- Daughtry
- Green Day
- Kings of Leon
- Muse
Favorite MUSIC COLLABORATION [*fart sound*]
- Run This Town
- Good Girls Go Bad
- I’m On a Boat
- Live Your Life
- Lucky
Favorite R&B ARTIST [*fart sound*]
- Mariah Carey
- Alicia Keys
- Beyonce
- Jennifer Hudson
- Usher
Favorite POP ARTIST [*fart sound*]
- Lady Gaga
- The Black Eyed Peas
- Britney Spears
- Katy Perry
- Taylor Swift
Favorite NEW TV DRAMA [*fart sound*]
- The Vampire Diaries
- Flash Forward
- The Good Wife
- NCIS: Los Angeles
- V
Favorite NEW TV COMEDY [*fart sound*]
- Glee
- Accidentally On Purpose
- The Cleveland Show
- Cougar Town
- Modern Family
Favorite ANIMAL SHOW [*fart sound*]
- Dog Whisperer
- Animal Cops
- DOGTOWN
- It’s Me or the Dog
- Rescue Ink Unleashed
Favorite WEB CELEB [*fart sound*]
- Ashton Kutcher
- Andy Samberg
- Miley Cyrus
- P. Diddy
- Will Ferrell
Favorite FAMILY MOVIE [*fart sound*]
- Up
- Hannah Montana: The Movie
- Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
- Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
- Where the Wild Things Are
Favorite FRANCHISE [*fart sound*]
- The Twilight Saga
- Harry Potter
- Star Trek
- Transformers
- X-Men
Favorite TALK SHOW [*fart sound*]
- The Ellen DeGeneres Show
- Chelsea Lately
- Live with Regis & Kelly
- The Oprah Winfrey Show
- The Tyra Banks Show
Favorite SCI-FI/FANTASY SHOW [*fart sound*]
- Supernatural
- Heroes
- Lost
- True Blood
- The Vampire Diaries
Favorite HIP-HOP ARTIST [*fart sound*]
- Eminem
- Flo Rida
- Jay-Z
- Lil’ Wayne



pinches gringos
In North Korea Kim Jong Il wins all of the People’s Choice Awards
The Peoples Choice Awards pooped the coffin.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA hold up…..Pink is a FEMALE artist?
The People’s Choice Awards must have had beans for dinner last night.
I’m as shocked and surprised as the look on Ryan Reynolds’ face.
Wait, Miley Cyrus was in a movie?
Other than the video her ex-boyfriend is planning to sell next year?
I can’t wait until people can vote in political elections via text message.
Unfortunately, The Vampire Diaries had to return its award when the 16 fat girls who do the voting figured out it wasn’t Twilight-related.
Alternate gripe: Still feel like bitching about the electoral college?
Once again, Anthony Stewart Head won the Taster’s Choice Award.
Robert Pattinson really appreciates the big, glass dildo they gave him.
Oddly enough the People’s Choice Award winner for favorite fart sound was [*queef*].
Boy, the banner pic makes me fucking hate Sandra Bullock more than I already fucking hate Sandra Bullock.
Reporter: Sandra, Sandra! Can you tell us a little bit about what your movie ‘The Blind Side’ is about?
*Sandra points at 13-inch phallus being held up by a white guy*
Favorite independent movie needed a record scratch and miley cyrus winning ‘breakout movie actress’ needed the flinstones/scooby slipping and stumbling sound into a drum set.
I recognize almost 50% of everything on that list.
DUDE! THEY FUCKING VOTED FOR ELLEN DE-GODDAMNED-GENERES OVER CHELSEA LATELY!?!???
Sorry, that bitch* is fucking funny.
* Bitch refers to my “not so proud of” guilty pleasure on TV.
Paramore over Kings of Leon???? TWIIIGGHHLLLIIGGHHTTT!!!!!!!
Chelsea offered me a position on her show.
That’s right, she gave me a Handlerjob.
Sandra Bullock has a penis, right?
yes Burnsy, yes she does. it may not be a big one; no more than an acorn attached to her abdomen, but as for testes… two grapefruits my friend
People’s Choice for favorite Up of the day? New up.
And Chino, I am right there (does the fingers to eyes thing) with you on that one. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, indeed.
Oh man, if they ever make a movie where an eagle steals the black kid that Lady Gaga and Miley Cyrus are trying to teach vampire to, the People’s Choice Awards might implode altogether.
who gets to use it first?
tv drama…
looks like THIS AWARD..
is on the house!
YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAHHHH!
You know when you tell somebody that everyone on the planet is a moron and they get all huffy and call you a cynic? Make them read this list. They’ll probably kill themselves.