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(OMG WHAT IS SHE DOING!??!)

As you may have noticed, occasionally I like to name my pictures things like AMANDA SEYFRIED NAKED! and MEGAN FOX UPSKIRT NIPSLIP DOGF*CKING!  Just so people can find them on Google, you see.  But I have to stretch the truth less with this new NSFW-ish French trailer for Chloe. It actually shows Amanda Seyfried’s butt, JULIANNE MOORE AND AMANDA SEYFRIED LESBIAN KISS, and at the 1:31, mark, a boob.  It’s supposed to be Amanda Seyfried’s, but her face isn’t in the shot, and I’ve always imagined her boobs to be perkier, and more covered with my furiously pawing hands.

The plot is that Julianne Moore hires Amanda Seyfried to tempt her husband, Liam Neeson.  He mostly shuts her down, but Julianne Moore gets pissed anyway.  And then they kiss (don’t question it, dude, they might get spooked and stop).  Come on, ladies, you know this is cheating.  Getting a young hottie to tempt your middle-aged husband is as realistic as those Dateline NBC weirdos who entrap pedophiles.  Yeah, your fat husband is probably gonna bang a smoking 22-year-old who throws herself at him.  Yeah, a pervy shut-in will drive 300 miles in a diaper for a supposed 12-year-old who types, “Sure, I love butt secks lol!” in a chat room.  Neither of those temptations exist until you invent them.

[via WWTDD]