AC/DC’S IRON MAN 2 VIDEO
01.28.10
(What can I say, the bitches go crazy for a dude who can blog)
In a clever bit of multi-platform, synergistic marketing web 2.0, Marvel is basically putting their name on an AC/DC greatest hits album and calling it “AC/DC: Iron Man 2.” Set to release nine days before the movie in April, it features “15 classic AC/DC songs selected from ten of the band’s studio albums, ranging from 1976 to 2008.”
To promote the announcement, they released this music video featuring some footage from Iron Man 2 — mostly from a Stark Expo scene featuring pyrotechnics and dancing girls in Iron Man costumes — cut with AC/DC doing “Shoot to Thrill.” I’ll be honest, I was all set to call AC/DC whores and make fun of Marvel for passing over Black Sabbath (whose most famous song is called Iron Man forcrissakes), but once those opening chords kicked in, before I knew it I’d lit my trashcan on fire and was flashing my tits at my laptop screen. FIIIIIYAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[hat tip: /Film]
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You could set a bathtub full of puppies on fire and it would take me four minutes to be upset if an AC/DC song is playing.
I’ll have the Angus double pattie melt
*points to naked man boobs
Word from the set of Iron Man 2 says that in addition to replacing Terrence Howard with Don Cheadle they’re also making the Rhodey character a police officer instead of an Marine lieutenant. It is believed that after renaming War Machine he will get his own Black Sabbath theme song.
Well, there goes my plan to license ‘Shook Me all Night Long’ for my Haiti relief special.
My plan to have big balls seems intact…
This is way better than hiring a bunch of crappy top 40 rock and emo bands.
I’m looking at you, Spider-Man movies.
Banner Pic: Looks like they’ve got the best Bigfoot hunters on the publicity stills job.
Well, fellers, put the ladies to bed…I think we’re just gonna have to circle jerk to this post.
Ha, just kidding, the girls can stay. We need someone to bake the cookie.
No word yet on how Angus Young reacted when the ad execs asked if the band was willing to change their name to AC/Marvel. We’ll let you know when we find the guy’s head.
I’ve been lighting trashcans on fire at my house, but it has nothing to do with AC/DC.
/Shitty economy
The Mighty Feklahr remembers the Christmas of 1994 well. He had just turned 18 a few weeks prior, high school graduation was imminent and college was looming.
The Mighty Feklahr’s father got Him one present…no, not a car…a computer…or anything extravagant, but it was one gift that let Him know that He had transcended into manhood:
A live 2 disc set of AC/DC’s greatest hits.
I’ve been lighting trashcans on fire at my house, but it has nothing to do with AC/DC.
/sociopathic pyromania
I haven’t seen old people rockin’ that hard since they released that home video found on a Perillo tour bus in Port Au Prince.
True story: in Lord of the Rings Online, the healing class is a Minstrel (they use music to soothe the soul and all of that shit).
I made a Hobbit minstrel, gave him a mullet and a little blue outfit to wear and called him Angus. :D
I make awesome oatmeal cookies.
I just want be loved. But in a non-sexual way. I feel like I need to clarify that here.
IRON MAN 2 showings will now be exclusively held on multiple TVs in the electronics department at Wal-Mart.
“What can I say, the bitches go crazy for a dude who can blog”
…I prefer a Dude that can bowl. Is there any chance of a resurrection in the sequel?
I’ve never been to an AC/DC concert, but I’d imagine they smell like body odor and Natural Ice.
Well, quick checklist, does your music video have to following?
Tits, fire, explosions, guitar solos, hot girls dancing, flashing lights, Mickey Rourke, fireworks, Angus Young, Angus Young making devil horns with his fingers, robots fighting with lasers, robots fighting with machine guns, more girls, and a creepy looking dude wearing rubber gloves.
Congratulations. You just might be the coolest video evar.
Patty, The Mighty Feklahr is sure you are looking for love in all the wrong places.
Like the back seat of a Volkswagen?
Story of my life, Fek.
…because only old people go on Perillo tours.
If it’s half as dope as a Mannheim Steamroller musical performance, count me and a bottle of chardonnay in!
My favorite AC/DC song is the 1950′s bus anthem “Black in Back”.
Jesus Christ, man! There’s just some things you don’t talk about in public!
Chin up.