The trailer for the Joe Carnahan-directed A-Team remake hits theaters this weekend, and The Film Stage noticed an early leak to the Edmonton Journal, so they uploaded it to vimeo. Check it out while it lasts, as it’ll probably get tugged off faster than a Republican congressman in a cruisy rest stop. Haha, good one, Jay.
The quality sucks, but dare I say… it looks promising? As good as a Fox-remake of a cheesy TV show could possibly be? If nothing else, Joe Carnahan knows how to film dumb action. Rampage Jackson as “Bad Attitude” Baracas never says he ain’t flyin on no plane, but he does punch a guy out as Brad Cooper notes, “Looks like you got a bad attitude.”
Whackety schmackedy! Also, what’s up with Rampage stealing Chuck Liddell’s hairstyle? Not that I’m surprised. It’s just like the blacks to co-opt white culture. Next he’ll be slowing down and trying to rely on his “grit” and “work ethic”.
(Somethin for the ladies)
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Please don’t talk about Jay. It’s still a touchy subject.
FAP, FAP, FAP!
Using a machine gun on a tank to shoot an aircraft down while you’re parachuting to the ground is probably the most ridiculous non Vin Diesel-related thing I’ve ever seen in a trailer; I’m not gonna lie, that gave me a boner.
Jokes on you Vince, my sister won’t let me get past second base!
(Somethin for the ladies)
Ladies named Bruce, Tom, and Steve.
Chino, while I appreciate the sentiment, could you let me know before you stick your hand down my pants?
I used to audio-record this show every week for my brother who was at piano lessons. We had a VCR, douche-bag was blind.
Was? My condolences.
I use the past tense because we had a falling out some years back. We just didn’t see eye-to-eye.
Joe Carnahan does know his way around dumb action. He’d love my sister.
I think I just came blood.
Or, no wait, that’s still just my period.
Vince, BA is nothing if not scrappy.
I’d like Brad Cooper to co-star in my A-2M home movie.
I didn’t know Ray Charles was your brother
Sharlto Copley, Brad Cooper, and Liam Neeson. CHICKBONER!