(This scene was so extreme Vin Diesel started skysurfing on it.)
I posted the crappy, bootleg version of the new A-Team trailer last week, but now the official version is up and you can see Rampage, Liam, Brad Cooper, and the District 9 guy in glorious regular resolution. It’s still a dopey concept based on a dopey show, but it appears they’ve done a great job updating the plot. By which I mean OMG SKYDIVING ON A TANK, SO XXXTREEEME!!! *Rockstar Energy Drink enema*
No one seems to know whether they won’t actually kill any of the bad guys like in the original. One of them is wearing a gas mask in the trailer — tear gas and tranq guns instead of bullets, perhaps? Maybe instead of killing bad guys, they just drug em up and date rape them. Seems plausible. I mean, they are driving around in a van.
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Maybe instead of killing bad guys, they just drug em up and date rape them
They love it when they plan to cum together.
For my money, I’m hiring an A2M Team.
I tell my dates “sucks to be you”.
I wish Rampage would have put more effort into his Fro-hawk. It just looks like a car stopped abruptly on his head.
It sure doesn’t look like they’re defending migrant farm workers with a watermelon cannon this time around. I trust the payment in small children remains the same.
After watching that trailer, I am terribly depressed about not being able to drive around in a van full of sweaty mercenaries. My ordinary life is so boring. Perhaps if I put myself into a coma, I can dream that I’m really a disgraced ex-military douchebag takin’ care of business the only way I know how – with improbable schemes, improvised weapons, and impolite behavior.
drive around in a van full of sweaty mercenaries
Ah, my youth.
Always wondered, seeing how “Face” is obviously the only one getting laid, is he the Team’s cock? In a If-The-A-Team-Were-Voltron sorta way?
B.A. Baracus has wicked jock itch.
Silencer for Mini-14 made from coffee can stuffed with cotton or GTFO!
“There is no Plan B”?!?
Silly Hollywood, when the pharmacy is out you can always “forget” to warn her how slippery your spiral staircase is.
You know what’s depressing, the characters are not the same as the TV show