The A-Team movie just released a batch of new pictures from the movie, in case you’re one of those people who prefer their photos not projected in rapid sequence to create the illusion of motion. I just wish we could decide once and for all whether keffiyah scarves are for hipster pussies or special forces guys so I can exercise my God-given right to punch hipsters without worrying about getting my trachea stomped. As Nathan Hale famously said, “I regret that I have but two fists with which to punch hipsters in their stupid face.”
[via ComingSoon]
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Jessica Biel is not a handsome dude, she’s just built like one.
And I’d bang her like one too.
She needs those shoulders to hold up the titties, which is fine by me.
“Bradley cooper after a grueling day of shoulder patting and limp wristed high fives”
Is that a colostomy bag?
The A-Team denied membership to Artest and Arenas on the grounds that they were far too fucking crazy.
I often get special forces guys and hipsters confused. Just the other day this guy I know who’s in Delta Force was talking about how underappreciated the work of M.I.A. is.
Come to think of it, he might have been talking about something else. It was hard to hear over the blood gurgles.
Hipster wise man put his iMur in his iMurdock and played World Music Drummer Boy for baby Jesus.
Biel makes it more of the T&A-Team. Chuh chuh
My hipster wise man comment dursted this place, right?
HIPSTER THROAT PUNCH HIPSTER CURBSTOMP HIPSTER MEGAN FOX CLUSTERFUCK HIPSTER DOUCHE PUSHED DOWN STAIRS
How awesome would it be for FD to be #1 on a google search for violence against hipsters? Vinky’s mom would be besides herself I’m sure!
[leaves note on front door]
“Left for new up!”
New up.
I didnt know George Dubba was the leader of the A-team
“heh heh heh It’s gonna be a tough summer…for bad guys”
Based on the second photo…
Okay everyone, there’s going to be an explosion and i need you to run away from it and make it look dangerous! Wait Rampage?! Why are you looking at me?! God, you MMA guys need a good smack upside the head!