I clicked on this trailer for MachoTailDrop expecting something sexy and full of powerbottoms, and instead I got a movie about a kid who becomes a professional skateboarder in a parallel universe where skateboard companies are like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory (another title that sounds like it should involve powerbottoms…). It premiered at the Toronto Film Festival, no word on when or where you’ll be able to see it again. Just watch the trailer, it’s… weird. But ask yourself: “Why are you in my bath?” “Do you need to be touching my horse?”
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Easy question. I’m in your bath because it’s the area you visit least in your apartment and it’s got a decent view of the park.
Christian Slater ollies over a moving car or GTFO!
I don’t know about you guys but all of a sudden I want to go buy pants that are 5 sizes too small and go to a Vampire Weekend show
I’ll see this to have “Do you need to be touching my horse” answered.
Macho tail drop sounds more like the marky mark work out video. POW!
Man, how cool would it be if we were able to just live in a world with no worries, dude? You could just skateboard all day and not have to worry about the outside world or holding a job or nothing, man.
Donk: Isn’t that already what your life is about?
Yeah, but I mean, it’s a world where my father contributes more than just money to my family and my mother isn’t always zonked out on some stuff too. It’s like, Nirvana.
Donk: Hey, is my fucking sandwich ready yet?
Voice Over Guy: Hey Guidos! Tired of having that nagging skank breath and yeasty aftertaste after going down on Gina Rottencrotch down at The Shore?
Guiddos: Yeeeee!
VOG: Then we have the answer for you! New Macho Tail Drops! Macho Tail Drops’ patented antibiotic and antifungal formula will sucker punch those nasty reminders of your shame right in the jaw, AND leave your breath smelling of Axe with a fine corndog taste!
Gs: Ooooohhhhhwwww!!! [all grab crotches]
VOG: New Macho Tail Drops! Avgailable at CVS, Rite-Aid and other fine establishments!! Macho Tail Drops, try some today!!
Mucho Tail Drop is the working title of the upcoming Jennifer Lopez biopic.
Mucho Tail Shop is what I call the rub-n-tug down on Union Ave.
SJP got so sick of Matthew asking people, “Do you need to be touching my horse?” thats she divorced him. Well, that and his sucking Nathan Lane’s cock all the time.
Macho Tail Drop is a Na’vi sex move that never made it past storyboard. MLIA
Shop FTW.
Macho Tail Drop is the name of the next Animal Collective album
<=== Is bored
[Kicks Harry Potter in the nuts, takes invisibility cloak, heads for colledge girls locker room]
*wiggles 501′s down his skeletal hips*
“C’mon brah, just drop in”
*kicks Harry Potter in the nuts
Wait, where the fuck did your cloak go?
Sounds like a MachotailFlop.
Macho Tail Drop is the urban dictionary definition of male prolapse.
‘Cause “pink sock” sounds too girly.
“Show me … sand the floor!”
Ooooh, yeah … I love watching Macchio Tail Drop!
Taco Bell’s sales were down, so they made NachoMailDrop.
I’d rather watch MachoWhaleTailDrop.
More like MachoTail FLOP! Am I right?
Oh I guess someone else already said that. But my point remains the same. Macho Tail Flop.
I hear that Brad Pitt is going to make a movie where he starts out really old and then gets younger…