A HOT GIRL IS IN A SUPERHERO MOVIE
01.11.10
Gossip Girls star Blake Lively has signed on to star opposite Ryan Reynolds as the female lead in The Green Lantern for WB and director Martin Campbell. The good news is she’s about 10,000 times hotter than Gwyneth Paltrow. The bad news is that having this huge part will probably make her all uppity and now she’ll never do nude scenes. 
Lively will play Carol Ferris, who runs her father’s aerospace company and hires cocky test pilot Hal Jordan (Reynolds), who later becomes the intergalactic policeman Green Lantern. In the comics, the romance became complicated when an alien race bestowed her the power of a crystal called the Star Sapphire.
The role called for a slightly older actress but Lively, who stars in the CW’s “Gossip Girl,” impressed the studio and filmmakers with her audition. Keri Russell and Jennifer Garner were reportedly among those in the mix for the role. [THR]
Aw, that’s cute, she’s playing someone’s boss. What, you’ve never had a smoking hot 22-year-old blonde for a boss before? The way I see it, this your classic Rachel Dawes conundrum. Rachel Dawes was the hard-nosed Assistant DA in Batman. In Batman Begins she was Katie Holmes, who’s plenty attractive, but about as believable a tough lawyer as a puppy with a stethoscope is a doctor. In Dark Knight they replaced her with Maggie Gyllenhaal, who’s much more believable, but not exactly eye candy. I don’t know where I was going with this, but now all I can think about is a puppy with the stethoscope. “Nurse? We’ll need to do a full cat scan.”
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It only took this dog two years to complete med school and internship.
Look at that dog!!!
“Nurse, we’re gonna need to get these to the Lab.”
To get into see Doggy Houser, MD, you’re gonna need a refurral.
Banner pic: “Why do that drunk Mexican and that chubby white dude have a garbage bag, hacksaw, and shovels?”
A little to the left there sweets, you’re blocking the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants poster.
To the left, to the left, you and your gigantic rack to the left
That ring makes her look like a Smurf gladiator. These are the types of things Klingons notice.
Fuck this generic Green Lantern shit, I want Kick-Ass already!!!
“Look, just give me the codeine. I have a prescription! Look!”
“Sir, this is a prescription for kisses, signed with a paw print.”
Dr. Dog was busted for writing unnecessary pawscriptions for Lassie and Benjie.
The role called for a slightly older actress but Lively, who stars in the CW’s “Gossip Girl,” impressed the studio and filmmakers with her audition.
…going on to state, “That’s the cleanest Ferrari I’ve ever seen.”
Lince never makes posts called, “A DUMPY GIRL IS IN A KLINGON BASEMENT”.
Haha, I love you Patches Adams.
Should’ve been me!
Not because I can act or anything. I just really, really wanna’ make out with Ryan Reynolds.
Dr. Doggy performs rectal exams with his nose.
Docto this is a life or death emergency! What are you? Ew! Nurse, get the doctor off my leg! Stat!
(if you thought that I was talking about Dr Doggie, the jokes on you! It was Noah Wylie the whole time!)
Pup doc will be making a guest spot in scrubs as dr. dogrian
I don’t see Blake Lively as Star Sapphire, but then again I didn’t see Christian Bale as Batman. I also can’t see where I put my pants when I took them off this morning.
My best friend in high school had a dog that looked like that. He would eat the cat turds out of their cats litter pan. You could always tell when he had been eating out of the litter pan because there would always be a turd hanging out of side of his mouth like a cigar.