I was excited for Kevin Smith’s A Couple of Dicks (recently renamed Cop Out) and the idea of Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan playing cops, but then the trailer came out, and it looked like a Michael Bay movie with the tits and explosions cut out. Get it? Black guy yelling = comedy gold! The poster’s pretty racist too. Tracy Morgan has to stand there holding his gun like a sub sandwich, while Bruce Willis gets to look like he just fired his, probably into a crowd of blacks. Anyway, “Rock out with your glock out.” Cute. The gun, it’s like a big black extension of your penis, you see. But remember, kids, it’s all fun and games until someone gets gun raped.
[via IGN]
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Have we ever come to an agreement on whether it’s still funny if you’re gun raping a clown?
That is racist. This only reinforces the idea that white men are police officers.
This poster wouldn’t look out of place on Tracey Jordan’s dressing room wall on 30 Rock. I’m going to hold on to a scrap of hope that KS did that on purpose, but my hopes are dimming fast for this flick.
The sequel’s tagline will be: Bang out with your wang out.
*dragged away by shepherd’s hook*
Robocop uses a Glock, I think.
Is gun rape the new pistol whipped ? Aggravated sexual assault is getting so formal.
kyPee, it sure ain’t Who Dat Ninga?
It also looks like there are significantly more bullet holes around Tracy Morgan; like whoever was shooting at them fired a couple shots in Bruce Willis’ direction too, just to make it look like he wasn’t only trying to hit the black guy.
Tracy Morgan already made his real life Fat Bitch. It was G Force.
And I’m with you on that, Peet. I like everyone involved in this movie, but… eh. Maybe if we sufficiently lower our expectations, we can still kinda’ enjoy it.
I haven’t seen a poster featuring a black man and bullet holes this whimsical since that scene from ‘Lethal Weapon’.
At Willis’ age, his biggest worry is his glock shooting blanks.
New up! NOW IN 3-D!*
* indicates cup size, not cinematographic trickery
If you’re gonna gun rape someone, always remember to cock it.
Reebokop uses a glock pump
So let me get this straight, Kevin Smith decided to make a Lethal Weapon reboot with Avatar-esque thiefing of Bay Boys? Man, i guess i will have to lower my expectations for this movie…
Why isn’t Tracy Morgan dressed like a butler in the poster?
I have never laughed. not once. at anything tracy morgan has ever said. I will never understand why he’s on 30 rock. someone lost a bet.