After the jump, watch five new short vignettes from Youth in Revolt, starring and introduced by Michael Cera. I’ve been sold on this movie ever since the red-band trailer, so I won’t be watching any more promotional clips before the movie comes out. Out of respect to people like me, I’m putting this picture of Cera eating pizza with Jersey Shore’s JWOWW (is that the correct number of W’s?) courtesy of Videogum on the main page. I can only assume they’re having a contest to see who’ll be the first to get a mouthful of grease and Italian sausage. OH! Fuggeddaboutit! Yeah? So’s ya motha, jerkoff. *grabs crotch, drives off in cab*
[clips via ComingSoon]
[two more clips over at ComingSoon]
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I love Michael, and I always thought he would love me back.
Que Cera Cera.
Jesus Christ, Michael Cera eats pizza the same fucking way every time!!!
Also, he’s going to want to get that arm amputated. Fuck knows what she’s just given him.
ROFLKOTAL! I love that fucking guido on the couch, he looks all like, “Whuddafug is dis guy?”
Fuggeddaboutit! Yeah? So’s ya motha, jerkoff. *grabs crotch, drives off in cab*
The Mighty Feklahr wants to make sweet monkey-love to your ass every time you talk tough Italian, Lince.
JWOWW is the name of my guild in World of Warcraft.
Jacktion’s World Of Warcraft Warriors.
[A riotous commotion is heard in the next room. The din of violence reaches a creshendo then Crappy bursts into room sporting two Judge Dredd Lawgivers and a raging boner]
I YAM DA RAW!!
OH SNAP! That reminds me Jacko, I need to start a thing for the thing.
Where’s her left hand?
HUZAH! My first typo of 2010!
Sup fags? How’s yer domes?
Seriously, I just made a World of Warcraft joke. I’m running on fumes here, Lince.
Hey, you guys ever notice Cera doesn’t seem to have much range?
I don’t really care that Michael Cera always plays the same character. He’s just too damn adorable to hate.
He doesn’t play an awkward 20-something, does he?
< — trips over multiple dicks
Hollywood is filled with actors who play the same character over and over again. Aren’t we allowed to like one of them?
Don’t just trip on it, eat it!
Speaking of lack of range, why does Steve Buscemi always play ugly guys?
No.
Every time I see him, I have to ask — Who the hell is gonna drink alcohol that was in a detergent container?
Speaking of lack of range, how am I gong to cook dinner tonight?
Speaking of lack of range, where am I going to practice using this firearm?
This is true, Jack. At least Cera is lovable. Unlike, say, Katherine Heigl or Michelle Rodriguez.
I spent New Year’s Eve in Seaside Heights. The combination of grease and ice made the boardwalk treacherous…
Speaking of lack of range, where are my cattle going to feed?
Speaking of lack of range, what’s so great about Woody Allen movies?
Honestly I like Cera. I just wish he’d go by Mike and make wine. I’d buy Cera Syrah.
Speaking of lack of range, where’s the last of the black political Kryptons, Charlie Range-L?
Ooooh ooooohhh! Do a driving range joke next!
Speaking of lack of range, how are you gonna hit that high note?
NUTSHOT!!!
There’s a new up, you assholes.
Well, DUH! I just wanted to hit you in the nuts. That makes me an asshole?!?
I don’t need nutshots to hit the high notes.
whaddaya hava for dessert? you havva da icea creama no?
that boy is built like a 12 year old girl. JWoww is going to bend him over and ass rape him just cause she can.