Here’s a short clip from Daybreakers in which a dude demands more blood in his coffee and before you know it, a FEEDING FRENZY breaks out! OOH WHA-AAA AA-AA! Sorry I don’t have more time to explain this clip or write something coherent, but I’m rushing out the door to get on a plane. But you know who’d like this clip? Professor Sharksworth, that’s who.
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Professor Sharksworth is much cooler than that shark in a cowboy hat who thinks he’s funny Jeff Sharksworthy.
Lince must be leaving for the Butt-Buddy Anal Cruise on the USS Circlejerk.
See ya there, stud!
Annual NAMBLA meeting…
Ever since I have become an avid reader of this site, I have lost all interest in movies… thank you gentlemen. This once looked like it would be a good movie… that clip seemed so damn stupid. I’m done
*unzips pants, dips hand into cool-whip container
A) I thought Roman Polanski was under house arrest, how is he out sailing?
B)Last time I was involved with that much blood consumption I was being initiated into the Hell’s Angels. The toughest one said that he hoped I was hungry for some “beef menstrual-ony”
Am I hallucinating this? I am really high right now.
I need to know what her secret is. It’s always been my experience that the presence of blood makes a guy NOT want to eat you.
When I cram my meat into me ladie’s kitty when it has a nose bleed it’s a blood riot.
ROTFJO!! Vinky said “write something coherent.”
Wow, that was terrifying!
-LY SHIT!!!!!!
This is what happens when I forget to bring enough donuts for everyone at work.
This is also what happens when you tell someone they need a new, written prescription every time they get oxycontin, and they can see all the bottles on shelves behind you.
[pops xani bar, washes down with voting age scotch]
Meh.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*Sprays red jelly out of donut onto face, rolls around in pills, gets tased again*
Don’t tase me bo!!
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!
Great. Now I want donuts and drugs.
I see, blood is a symbol for oil and the vampires are earth killing poluters and the people being farmed are the poor wretched masses being enslaved by the New World Order.
Fuck the G-8!!!
[burns down Starbucks, walks across street to other Starbucks, gets a venti quad shot iced mocha no whip, blogs about fighting the man]
This is what happens when you eat Hot Pockets for 9 meals in a row.
*heads to the bathroom again*
Nah, Crappy, blood is a symbol for coffee, and the vampires are those annoying co-workers who “just can’t get started without my coffee, maaaaan” that you just wanna stake through the fucking chest. Well, that’s how I read it.
True story.
I once made a pipe out of an apple fritter.
…and you’ll be pleased to know that Starbucks’ invasion of Oz hasn’t gone as smoothly as they thought.
That Gloria Jean is fiercely protective of her turf, yo.
Socialized health care looks fucking scary.
Edward Cullen doesn’t drink coffee as it keeps him up all night.
Chino, he has to drink coffee when his boyfriend takes the viagra
Eerily similar to this : [www.imdb.com]
Goddammit DNA, why you leave on a fucking vampire post. You had nothing Busey? Ponser? Baby Goose? Lexi fucking Alexander? Fuck it, lets change the subject.
I thought Daybreakers was about early bird street dancers.
I thought it was Daybeakers. A movie about that guy from the muppets flipping out and ripping peoples throats open would be pretty sweet. Serves them right for giving that guy a hard time.
Hey Tyrone, what’s dem switchy things in the garage call?
Sheeeeiiit woman, dey breakers!
[donkey kicks door open, backs out of room, produces double birds]
Im out bitch twisters!
Bayfakers – blaming bombing your ex’s house/car/dog on impersonating a shitty director
Paytakers – my Jewish boss
Delaymakers – lengthy meetings held to discuss why we’re so behind on all our projects
Hey Uproxx just told me to fuck off because I’m posting too fast.
(flips Uproxx the bird)
Gaybakers – awesome band name
Haymakers – Rick Rypien or Tanner Glass shots to the head
Layshakers – anyone sleeping with MJF
Graylakers – Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Magic Johnson
Braywakers – those asses next door who party all night
Jayflakers – Toronto baseball players with dandruff
Straybakers – Koreans
Jesus why isn’t there anyone here to stop me?
Treymakers – in Soviet Russia, South Park draws YOU
Clayquakers – alternate for “Claymates”
Naystakers – Team Edward
“Clayquakers” is really fun to say out loud.
It’s a slow news day in Canada
Oh thank god (slides Eibz fresh mooncup)
What are you two Gayfakers up to?
Hey Al, I just got an email from Canadian Tourism encouraging me to “be one of more than 20,000 spectators to experience the Grand Prix Ski-Doo de Valcourt.”
Sounds fancy!
Sounds like a French-Canadian thing. Run the other way.
French Canadian! Mmm, nothing like hoppin’ the old Ottawa River into Hull and going to the greasy clubs. The finest 15 year old 18 year olds out there.