Kim Cattrall’s dog has a hat, your argument is invalid. As you may have already guessed, Sex and the City 2 has a trailer. It’s set in New York, so it begins with Jay-Z’s Empire State of Mind, as now required by law of all things related to New York. Then it’s girl time. They want you to know that despite all that’s happened — marriage, menopause, babies, equine encephalitis — they’re still the same girls. Samantha the slut, Carrie the clownish fashion victim, Charlotte the cute one, and Miranda the hideously deformed sewage mutant. Wait, what? Anyway, here’s to you, girls. May you forever buy shoes and get boned and junk.
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Is the title of this post a comment on them being shallow materialistic whores who do nothing but shop for shoes or is it a remark about their skin texture? I’m confused.
Carrie dies in SATC 3: Electric Gluegaloo
they had me at Carrie on… NOT
Ugh…erection…fading.
‘Sometimes you just have to get away with the girls’
Rooster’s life motto.
If it’s all things related to New York, which one is getting raped in Central Park?
Is anyone else hoping that SJP breaks a leg in this?
Well Chino, I’m pretty sure that if a rapist saw any of these four walking through central park and had to choose between them and a homeless person, it would be a case of how fast he could flip over the homeless person.
I shouldn’t care, but I’m annoyed that it seems as if this movie doesn’t take place in “The City.” It was like when I was 11 and had one of my earliest experiences of movie-related outrage. IT CAN’T BE HOME ALONE 2 IF HE ISN’T AT HOME!
On my previously mentioned chick flick scale, this ranks right around “carve a swastika into her forehead and push her down an elevator shaft”.
So “Date Night” for short DH?
Horseshit.
So, if watching the trailer with no sound is any indication, this movie is like ‘Pretty Woman’ except with four whores and no Jason Alexander, right?
In some Eastern religious philosophies, dynamic opposites exist to bring balance to the universe. As long as they keep making these SATC movies, the honourable warriors here will keep Filmdrunking.
It’s about time Matthew Broderick legally change his name to Ichabod Crane.
If the Sex and the City and Iron Man sequels were combined, Carrie’s new shoes would be Manolo Bionics.
Sex and the City 3: Tumbleweed Queefs.
The shitter is full. Krs’Mas may commence.
So I take it I’m the only asshole working today?
FMLIT.
Ho drunks, long time lurker, first time poster.
Was the slut always a white Na’vi?
NOW THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT!
First time poster and already a good username and an av. Well done sir, but I’m pretty sure it’s just you and me today.
* unzips pants *
Alsta, for coming out swinging you’ve been duly recognized.
http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/12/comments-of-the-week-holiday-edition
Good luck.
You’re at work Ers? Your life IS twilight :(.
If you want I can turn on my webcam and you can watch me play video games with no pants on. I’m not sure if that helps or not, but I’m willing… Call me.
Cheers Ers, don’t fear the Fs. I’m already taking it up the hoop at work today so a little swordfight in the backyard would at least make it interesting.
* grabs lube *
*enters FD, smells teh ghey, leaves*
I’m here for the gang bang
Is there any other reason to be here?
I have to sit at my desk and pretend to work today too
New up, yIntaghs!
F-ckety f-ck f-ck f-ck!!! How are we still existing? This movie will most definiely disrupt the space time contiuum.