Pixar has made movies a lot better than Toy Story so I’m not sure why this is the one that’s getting two sequels. But as your sister’s tramp stamp says, c’est la vie. Anyway, here’s an exclusive clip that’s playing on ABC Family. If you’re interested, I’d recommend watching it now before it gets yanked faster than your dad at the strip club. Director Lee Unkrich introduces it, and you can tell he’s working really hard because he’s wearing a t-shirt. The plot, as always, concerns the toys and whether they’ll get tossed in the garbage now that the kid’s too old for them. Which is dumb if you ask me. I’m way older than that kid and my favorite toys are still a Buzz and a Woody.
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Lee Unkrich and Skeet Ulrich can never be in the same room.
My Unk Rich is my dead father’s brother.
So, is letting Ed Helms direct Toy Story 3 a Make-A-Wish Foundation type deal? I didn’t even know that he had AIDS!
At least I’m not the only one who’s got nothing.
Kids watching ABC Family aren’t buying this Lee Unkrich and his incredibly fun job. They’re already wondering how their lives could have gone so terribly wrong.
If this goes on the same line as the Shrek sequels did, by the fourth one, they’ll be exploring the reason behind Barbie’s lack of nipples and why the Potato Heads keep toys up their asses.
In that case, I can’t wait for Toy Story 4.