Whoa, this is real. Feast your eyes on the trailer (sorta NSFW for language and a brief buttcrack or two) for The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. Hey, I think the title might be a Judd Apatow reference. And before you ask, the answer is no, surprisingly, this is not a Seltzer-Freebird joint. The director is first timer Craig Moss and the IMDB page doesn’t list a writer, presumably because they just re-enacted all the scenes from the movies referenced in the title and made them less funny. I think it might be some new edgy hipster humor, like Garfield minus Garfield.
Shockingly, it doesn’t appear to be getting a theatrical release, and even shockinglier, it’s being distributed by 20th Century Fox. I’m guessing they’re going after that niche demographic of people who have an enemy they want to do something mean to, but can’t find any dog poop to leave in a flaming bag in their doorstep. Hence the slogan, “TFYOVWKUSMAFSBAI, it’s like a bag of poop for your eyes.”
[blame Cinematical for finding this]
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*hops up and down on Peet’s dick*
TITS OR GTFO!!!
Moss doesn’t collect on a rolling stone, but I bet this asshole would still not appreciate being crushed by a boulder.
I thought this was kind of cool, like a few college kids made a fake trailer with some free time… and then I finished reading the post *face palm*
Take that, Apatow! That’s what you get for making funny movies!
On a separate note, why didn’t any of you tell me my thumbnails weren’t linking to the full-sized image? Fucking stupid new version of WordPress.
I feel like someone just kicked me in the nuts while scratching all my records.
Sweet merciful crap, that trailer is a hate crime. This will make Seltzer & Freebird look like Billy Wilder and Orson Welles.
We held a meeting about that very subject, Vince, but we didn’t get past the “circle jerk” dilemma>
(I’m shy)
Vince, I noticed it on the Iron Man post, but I just thought you didn’t think they were that funny, and you didn’t want us to see them full-sized.
how come no one makes good spoof movies anymore? Mel Brooks must be rolling over in his grave
Sorry, Lince, He thought it was deliberate. You know, because He is a fucking moron sometimes. (I wish I was lying.)
@JHC: the trailer alone had more nudity* than all of the original films combined. Even with tits, I want this to GTFO.
* female nudity
The new stupid WordPress is getting so savaged by the Barracuda at my work the page is barely readable, no images come up, one ad block loads, and Digg Tools takes up a full page scroll. WL,too. But not KSK. So, all I see are empty boxes with red x’s.
WHAAAAAAAA!!!
If this atrocity makes a single cent i’m going to cunt punch Karma. Then shit on her face.
I have been having a bad day at work, I don’t feel good, and I am high on cold medication (but not in the good way). I have been trying to think of a way to go out on top this evening, but I got nothin’. I guess I will have to settle for non-sequitur Robert Patterson tweets.
Well bex, once David and Jerry Zucker lost their coke connect their shit just don’t fly. I mean Jesus Nutpoking Christ did you see, An American Carol?
How sad is it that there is someone out there who is using the fact that he was the McLovin’-alike in this “movie” as a criteria for getting laid? And that it probably works?
I don’t like to remind you of your mistakes any more than I want you reminding everybody of mine, Vinky.
BTK, I’ve been doing some new exercises that should help with the little “problem” *wink*
Brick in her eyes? Brick in her EYES! Where the fuck is Chodin!?
if they show that asian chick full frontal i’ll make it a point to at least download this shit for free – i’m fair that way…
Well it’s better than my idea: ‘There Will be First Blood’, where a Vietnam vet who’s been pushed too far spends two hours talking about things before finally getting to the violent parts.
Alternate title: “This movie is not Funny, People. Just like Drillbit Taylor and Year One. Also, despite popular belief, Joe Rogan and this film’s lead actor are not Step Brothers.”
My idea is “No Country for Old Dogs” in which I personally go around using that cattle gun to kill anyone who was involved in creating or even paying to see Old Dogs. Travolta’s on my list already after blowing the whistle on me and making me lose my sweet EMT job.
Okay, I realize I’m extremely distracted and borderline retarded, but… did the page title say “This isn’t a movie, it’s a hate crime” before I posted my first comment, or was it changed after?
@crap there is no christmas carol other than disneys scrooge mcduck and muppet versions, and scrooged
[Crappy leans on a large computer table, face lit by dim blue glow. He looks up at others gathered at table]
Seltzer-Freebird has spread. I told you. I told you it was a cancer that had to be removed. Now look.
[sweeps hand across IMdb page for TFYOVWKUSMAFSBAI displayed on table]
Now do you believe me you impotent sack of frog pussies? Well, we had a chance to stop it, and we didn’t. You may be able to live with that but I can’t.
[puts pistol to head, others gasp, pleadingly shout "no"]
By the way Bryce, I fucked your grandma.
**BANG!**
fin
UPROOOXXXXX!!!! ate my {enter}’s. Fuckers.
Anyone wearing a shirt saying “VIRGIN” who is NOT on the receiving end of a hearty “IT STINKS!” coupled with a sarcastic a-ok sign can just go fly over trout. What the film industry needs is to stop burning rubber tires and get some damn IDIOT CONTROL NOW!
Oh fuck yes! I just invented the best term for “Team Cullen” girls…”Clarabellas!”
where is everybody? do you have another holiday?
Methinks Vince had a pretty good time last night and is still asleep.
Which means he fell asleep mid-orgasm and now he’s trying to figure out the least painful way to separate his hand from his cock.
ah ok, I know the feeling.
This is like Saltzy-Freeman doing a parody of a Saltzy-Freeman movie.