If these videos are to be believed, this guy’s wife cries after every movie and he films her. Above is Return of the Jedi, after the jump Back to the Future and Lord of the Rings. I’m not sure why he keeps filming these like he’s proud of it. I’ve dated a few ruh-tards myself, you don’t see me taking pictures when they spit up during dinner.
Reached for comment, Tom Cruise said “Yo, someone put this bitch on psyche meds.”
[Thanks to Seth for the tip]
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Forget the crying after movies, I want vids of her cone vomiting after sex.
I cry within the first two minutes of Back Door Sluts 9 if it’s been more than a week since I last saw it
I cry during Spike Lee movies. Black people are scary!
I think she’s crying because she can’t see the television from the kitchen.
I think she’s just crying because her husband likes onions on his sandwiches.
I cried after I saw episode 1. Then I punched a wall and pissed on the theater floor.
She’s crying because she has a husband.
I think she’s crying because she never gets the remote control.
I watch my old sex tapes and cry because I know I’m never gonna pull nubile 20 year old tail anymore.
Unless I win the lottery!
[buys scratchers, yells "Shit!"]
She’s crying because there is an awesome movie starring the one and only Meredith Baxter Birney on Lifetime right now but her stupid husband is making her watch Star Wars.
She’s crying ’cause he beats her.
DOMESTIC VIOLENCE RULES!
I cried when Paris Hilton gets killed in House of Wax
Mrs.Georgie Porgie is always crying.
She’s crying because she knows that once the movie ends it’s back inside the locked closet she goes
When my nephew was a toddler he was bewitched by the heist/escape sequence through Turin in The Italian Job, and without fail would sob whenever the movie ended. By simply rewinding to the start of the sequence, joy would be restored and all would be well with the world. If only every trauma was that beautifully simple to solve.
For a laugh, sneaky husband should show his wife* The Green Mile.
*she’s cute
She cries because he drinks. He drinks because her snatch dried out years ago. Her snatch dried out because he only wanted anal. He only wanted anal because of the crust of genital warts around the front door. She got the warts because he went raw dog on a hooker. He went raw dog on the hooker because she wouldn’t ever crack open the jawbone and gobble the knob. She wouldn’t gobble the knob because of that one summer with Uncle Pete. Uncle Pete molested her because he was a fucking pervert.
That’s not how i remember “For Want of a Nail”, Crap.
I want to “nail.”
[Leers at Drunkettes]
Chili up!
I cry after every movie that is not Twilight. MLIT
Wow, crying without him even having to have sex with her. Wish my women did that. Wonder how bad she cries during a legitimately sad movie … like Alien vs. Predator, Dumb & Dumber, or Reservoir Dogs.
I think my brain would explode if I saw video of her crying while Keitel cries in Bad Lieutenant.
Usually genuine crying involves ACTUAL TEARS!