This is the first trailer for Frozen, and though I’m sure you Canadians were hoping it’d be about hockey players having a circle jerk around a stalled puck, it’s actually about a killer chairlift. It even hints at some wolves. Between this, New Moon, Wolf Man, etc., it really seems like it’s the year of the wolf. Which is good, because scent and a sound, lost and I’m found, I’ve been hungry like a— ow, got hit with a pie before I could finish that sentence. Anyway, Bloody-Disgusting says Frozen does for skiing what Jaws did for swimming. Which is good, because I’ve always said that the only thing that would make extreme skiing even more xxxtreme is… MOTHERF-CKING SHARKS! OOH WHA-AAH AAH-AAH!
Shark skiing is Bud Light Otter approved. [Trailer via Apple, Poster via IMPA]
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I’m sure you Canadians were hoping it’d be about hockey players having a circle jerk around a stalled puck.
Ah, the ol’ Limp Biscuit-in-the-basket.
I’ma naht even gunna dignufy dis wit a response
FUCK!
So this is ‘Alive’ without all the cool cannibalism?
I think a good scary movie would be getting stuck in a small space with a bunch of jolly fat men.
The could call it Santa Claustrophobia.
Why would she leave her exposed hand on the cold metal bar rather than in her pockets? Why?! Is she a fucking idiot? I don’t take offence to this because I’m Canadian, I take offence because my sister (who is also an idiot) also died at the hands of a killer ski lift. It’s a touchy subject in my neck of the woods up here.
A Møøse once bit my sister
I once bit your sister’s beaver.
Frozen does for skiing what Jaws did for swimming
So it’s totally cool to have a few beers with my brahs and just piss myself on the mountain? Finally.
JordeeVee is a stupid name for a Møøse.
I hate both skiing and swimming. When will they make a movie that does for masturbating what Jaws and Frozen did for physical activity?
Is this an ad for T-mobile?
“No signal? But there are wolves and I’m chilly.”
Møøse is a stupid name for her uncle.
This chairlift, was it perhaps made with a dildo?
if you combine this with the dildo chair and nude Jena Malone…nah, eff it, still needs wolves.
No really, who the fuck goes skiing without a cell phone, a mylar blanket, and at least one carabiner? Grapple the fuck down, you pussies. Iowans are laughing at you.
Considering their naming conventions “Ski Pole” is pretty redundant, no?
When you’re on a dildo chairlift, you get off at the peak of the ride.
At least I do.
Both Tango and Cash figured this one out. And their line was electrified.
A.J. Cook Reprises Out Cold Role or GTFO!
When this had sharks and was called Open Water(2003) the audience was bored enough to pray for death.
Very Canadian, come to think of it.
Frozen does for skiing what Jews did for Schindler´s list
Lol RoboPanda FTW…i’m from Iowa and you are correct sir..pussies..i wonder if any of the people behind this movie have ever went snowboard/skiing..wouldn’t be that bad of a fall but even if it was, why wouldn’t you just climb down the wire to one of the green poles..they have ladders on them you know..dumbf*cks
So, Shawn Ashmore who is Iceman from the X-men movies can’t get off a frozen chairlift?